1 wrong call across 1 years of denial. 1 framed for posterity. No signs of stopping.
“For those who had assumed that it might turn into a currency -- terribly sorry, but this is an asset and it’s a highly speculative asset which has conducted some funny business and some interesting and totally reprehensible money-laundering activity.”
“Bitcoin has no real value.”
— Jim Cramer
$20,175
“Bitcoin will eventually collapse under the weight of its own absurdity, as all speculative assets have before it.”
— Josh Williams
$35,671
“Why You Should Avoid Bitcoin At All Costs”
— Howard Dvorkin
$8,836
“Bitcoin is nothing.”
— Andy Kessler
$33,120
“”
— Jordan Belfort
$6,177
“Bitcoin is a Ponzi scheme, and it will collapse like one”
— Bert Ely
$14,691
“I am not a fan of Bitcoin and other Cryptocurrencies, which are not money, and whose value is highly volatile and based on thin air.”
— Donald Trump
$11,350
“A survey by the @bankofcanada shows that #Canadians with low financial literacy are twice as likely to buy #Bitcoin. This proves the old adage that there is a sucker born every minute.”
— Steve Hanke
$10,674
“In my life, I try and avoid things that are stupid and evil and make me look bad in comparison to somebody else – and bitcoin does all three”
— Charlie Munger
$37,649
“5 Reasons Bitcoin Won't Survive”
— Jesse Cohen
$10,337
“Bitcoin is a bubble, a Ponzi scheme and an environmental disaster.”
— Agustín Carstens
$8,093
“I just don't believe in this bitcoin thing. I think it's just going to implode one day. I think this is Enron in the making.”
— Prince Alwaleed
$5,914
“Bitcoin has no real value.”
— Jim Cramer
$20,175
“Bitcoin will eventually collapse under the weight of its own absurdity, as all speculative assets have before it.”
— Josh Williams
$35,671
“Why You Should Avoid Bitcoin At All Costs”
— Howard Dvorkin
$8,836
“Bitcoin is nothing.”
— Andy Kessler
$33,120
“”
— Jordan Belfort
$6,177
“Bitcoin is a Ponzi scheme, and it will collapse like one”
— Bert Ely
$14,691
“I am not a fan of Bitcoin and other Cryptocurrencies, which are not money, and whose value is highly volatile and based on thin air.”
— Donald Trump
$11,350
“A survey by the @bankofcanada shows that #Canadians with low financial literacy are twice as likely to buy #Bitcoin. This proves the old adage that there is a sucker born every minute.”
— Steve Hanke
$10,674
“In my life, I try and avoid things that are stupid and evil and make me look bad in comparison to somebody else – and bitcoin does all three”
— Charlie Munger
$37,649
“5 Reasons Bitcoin Won't Survive”
— Jesse Cohen
$10,337
“Bitcoin is a bubble, a Ponzi scheme and an environmental disaster.”
— Agustín Carstens
$8,093
“I just don't believe in this bitcoin thing. I think it's just going to implode one day. I think this is Enron in the making.”
— Prince Alwaleed
$5,914
“Bitcoin has no real value.”
— Jim Cramer
$20,175
“Bitcoin will eventually collapse under the weight of its own absurdity, as all speculative assets have before it.”
— Josh Williams
$35,671
“Why You Should Avoid Bitcoin At All Costs”
— Howard Dvorkin
$8,836
“Bitcoin is nothing.”
— Andy Kessler
$33,120
“”
— Jordan Belfort
$6,177
“Bitcoin is a Ponzi scheme, and it will collapse like one”
— Bert Ely
$14,691
“I am not a fan of Bitcoin and other Cryptocurrencies, which are not money, and whose value is highly volatile and based on thin air.”
— Donald Trump
$11,350
“A survey by the @bankofcanada shows that #Canadians with low financial literacy are twice as likely to buy #Bitcoin. This proves the old adage that there is a sucker born every minute.”
— Steve Hanke
$10,674
“In my life, I try and avoid things that are stupid and evil and make me look bad in comparison to somebody else – and bitcoin does all three”
— Charlie Munger
$37,649
“5 Reasons Bitcoin Won't Survive”
— Jesse Cohen
$10,337
“Bitcoin is a bubble, a Ponzi scheme and an environmental disaster.”
— Agustín Carstens
$8,093
“I just don't believe in this bitcoin thing. I think it's just going to implode one day. I think this is Enron in the making.”
— Prince Alwaleed
$5,914
“Bitcoin has no real value.”
— Jim Cramer
$20,175
“Bitcoin will eventually collapse under the weight of its own absurdity, as all speculative assets have before it.”
— Josh Williams
$35,671
“Why You Should Avoid Bitcoin At All Costs”
— Howard Dvorkin
$8,836
“Bitcoin is nothing.”
— Andy Kessler
$33,120
“”
— Jordan Belfort
$6,177
“Bitcoin is a Ponzi scheme, and it will collapse like one”
— Bert Ely
$14,691
“I am not a fan of Bitcoin and other Cryptocurrencies, which are not money, and whose value is highly volatile and based on thin air.”
— Donald Trump
$11,350
“A survey by the @bankofcanada shows that #Canadians with low financial literacy are twice as likely to buy #Bitcoin. This proves the old adage that there is a sucker born every minute.”
— Steve Hanke
$10,674
“In my life, I try and avoid things that are stupid and evil and make me look bad in comparison to somebody else – and bitcoin does all three”
— Charlie Munger
$37,649
“5 Reasons Bitcoin Won't Survive”
— Jesse Cohen
$10,337
“Bitcoin is a bubble, a Ponzi scheme and an environmental disaster.”
— Agustín Carstens
$8,093
“I just don't believe in this bitcoin thing. I think it's just going to implode one day. I think this is Enron in the making.”
— Prince Alwaleed
$5,914
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