“Bitcoin has no intrinsic value but I applaud your ability to want to buy or sell it, just like I think you have the right to smoke.”
$94,575·
8 terrible takes before the epiphany. 8 immortalized as posters. At least they got there eventually.
The Greatest Misses
“It’s worse than tulip bulbs. It won’t end well. Someone is going to get killed,”
$4,207·
“It’s a fraud and honestly I’m just shocked anyone can’t see it for what it is.”
$4,161·
“It’s worse than tulip bulbs … it will be the emperor with no clothes”
$4,207·
They Weren't the Only Ones Wrong
“Getting poorer with Bitcoin”
— Dave Harper
$5,673
“#Bitcoin is an asset that is extremely volatile, susceptible to fraud, and highly uncertain. What could go wrong? Bitcoin is nothing more than a highly speculative asset with a fundamental value of ZERO.”
— Steve Hanke
$42,205
“This is a speculative frenzy. Right now, this is a bubble. It's a cult. When you're in it, obviously you need more people to believe in it, because the price can only go up if other people buy in. In that sense it's a natural Ponzi scheme – a lot of it is just plain greed.”
— Peter Schiff
$4,350
“I regard the bitcoin craze as totally asinine.”
— Charlie Munger
$9,875
“Bitcoin is a pure Ponzi. Its a pyramid.”
— Peter Schiff
$26,838
“It’s got a magic to it and people have attached magic to lots of things.”
— Warren Buffett
$37,649
“Bitcoin is the greatest scam in history”
— Bill Harris
$9,648
“Sorry, libertarians: Your dream of a Bitcoin paradise is officially dead and gone”
— Andrew Leonard
$626
“Mr. Bitcoin is about to go down big.”
— Jim Cramer
$26,872
“(...) Bitcoin is dead.”
— Rafi Farber
$61,322
“If I write about the inevitable obsolescence of Bitcoin, I'll have to lock my account again, won't I.”
— Frances Coppola
$47,538
“”
— Kevin Dowd
$47,070
“Getting poorer with Bitcoin”
— Dave Harper
$5,673
“#Bitcoin is an asset that is extremely volatile, susceptible to fraud, and highly uncertain. What could go wrong? Bitcoin is nothing more than a highly speculative asset with a fundamental value of ZERO.”
— Steve Hanke
$42,205
“This is a speculative frenzy. Right now, this is a bubble. It's a cult. When you're in it, obviously you need more people to believe in it, because the price can only go up if other people buy in. In that sense it's a natural Ponzi scheme – a lot of it is just plain greed.”
— Peter Schiff
$4,350
“I regard the bitcoin craze as totally asinine.”
— Charlie Munger
$9,875
“Bitcoin is a pure Ponzi. Its a pyramid.”
— Peter Schiff
$26,838
“It’s got a magic to it and people have attached magic to lots of things.”
— Warren Buffett
$37,649
“Bitcoin is the greatest scam in history”
— Bill Harris
$9,648
“Sorry, libertarians: Your dream of a Bitcoin paradise is officially dead and gone”
— Andrew Leonard
$626
“Mr. Bitcoin is about to go down big.”
— Jim Cramer
$26,872
“(...) Bitcoin is dead.”
— Rafi Farber
$61,322
“If I write about the inevitable obsolescence of Bitcoin, I'll have to lock my account again, won't I.”
— Frances Coppola
$47,538
“”
— Kevin Dowd
$47,070
“Getting poorer with Bitcoin”
— Dave Harper
$5,673
“#Bitcoin is an asset that is extremely volatile, susceptible to fraud, and highly uncertain. What could go wrong? Bitcoin is nothing more than a highly speculative asset with a fundamental value of ZERO.”
— Steve Hanke
$42,205
“This is a speculative frenzy. Right now, this is a bubble. It's a cult. When you're in it, obviously you need more people to believe in it, because the price can only go up if other people buy in. In that sense it's a natural Ponzi scheme – a lot of it is just plain greed.”
— Peter Schiff
$4,350
“I regard the bitcoin craze as totally asinine.”
— Charlie Munger
$9,875
“Bitcoin is a pure Ponzi. Its a pyramid.”
— Peter Schiff
$26,838
“It’s got a magic to it and people have attached magic to lots of things.”
— Warren Buffett
$37,649
“Bitcoin is the greatest scam in history”
— Bill Harris
$9,648
“Sorry, libertarians: Your dream of a Bitcoin paradise is officially dead and gone”
— Andrew Leonard
$626
“Mr. Bitcoin is about to go down big.”
— Jim Cramer
$26,872
“(...) Bitcoin is dead.”
— Rafi Farber
$61,322
“If I write about the inevitable obsolescence of Bitcoin, I'll have to lock my account again, won't I.”
— Frances Coppola
$47,538
“”
— Kevin Dowd
$47,070
“Getting poorer with Bitcoin”
— Dave Harper
$5,673
“#Bitcoin is an asset that is extremely volatile, susceptible to fraud, and highly uncertain. What could go wrong? Bitcoin is nothing more than a highly speculative asset with a fundamental value of ZERO.”
— Steve Hanke
$42,205
“This is a speculative frenzy. Right now, this is a bubble. It's a cult. When you're in it, obviously you need more people to believe in it, because the price can only go up if other people buy in. In that sense it's a natural Ponzi scheme – a lot of it is just plain greed.”
— Peter Schiff
$4,350
“I regard the bitcoin craze as totally asinine.”
— Charlie Munger
$9,875
“Bitcoin is a pure Ponzi. Its a pyramid.”
— Peter Schiff
$26,838
“It’s got a magic to it and people have attached magic to lots of things.”
— Warren Buffett
$37,649
“Bitcoin is the greatest scam in history”
— Bill Harris
$9,648
“Sorry, libertarians: Your dream of a Bitcoin paradise is officially dead and gone”
— Andrew Leonard
$626
“Mr. Bitcoin is about to go down big.”
— Jim Cramer
$26,872
“(...) Bitcoin is dead.”
— Rafi Farber
$61,322
“If I write about the inevitable obsolescence of Bitcoin, I'll have to lock my account again, won't I.”
— Frances Coppola
$47,538
“”
— Kevin Dowd
$47,070
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