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The Greatest Misses
They Weren't the Only Ones Wrong
“It’s worse than tulip bulbs … it will be the emperor with no clothes”
— Jamie Dimon
$4,207
“#Bitcoin is an asset that is extremely volatile, susceptible to fraud, and highly uncertain. What could go wrong? Bitcoin is nothing more than a highly speculative asset with a fundamental value of ZERO.”
— Steve Hanke
$42,205
“This is a speculative frenzy. Right now, this is a bubble. It's a cult. When you're in it, obviously you need more people to believe in it, because the price can only go up if other people buy in. In that sense it's a natural Ponzi scheme – a lot of it is just plain greed.”
— Peter Schiff
$4,350
“Bitcoin is a highly speculative asset, not a currency. Unreliability, lack of stability, and susceptibility to fraud will continue to plague this cryptocurrency. Don't be tricked, buying Bitcoin is a fool's game.”
— Steve Hanke
$27,271
“Bitcoin to Die - its unavoidable. The death of crypto and the blockchain.”
— Arduino Tronic
$226
“With Bitcoin, there's no thing that backs it up. It's just belief.”
— Elizabeth Warren
$28,188
“I don’t know where it will end or how it will end, but it will end. And when it ends, it will be ugly because there will be nothing there.”
— Stephen Isaacs
$55,685
“Sometime I call it crypto crapo, sometime I call it cryp sh*t. It's just ridiculous than anybody would buy it.”
— Charlie Munger
$24,331
“Bitcoin is probably rat poison squared.”
— Warren Buffett
$9,819
“If we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why don’t we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?”
— Lesetja Kganyago
$105,559
“(...) Bitcoin is dead.”
— Rafi Farber
$61,322
“One of the lures of bitcoin is the idea of taking power away from the people in power.”
— Avery Pennarun
$4
“It’s worse than tulip bulbs … it will be the emperor with no clothes”
— Jamie Dimon
$4,207
“#Bitcoin is an asset that is extremely volatile, susceptible to fraud, and highly uncertain. What could go wrong? Bitcoin is nothing more than a highly speculative asset with a fundamental value of ZERO.”
— Steve Hanke
$42,205
“This is a speculative frenzy. Right now, this is a bubble. It's a cult. When you're in it, obviously you need more people to believe in it, because the price can only go up if other people buy in. In that sense it's a natural Ponzi scheme – a lot of it is just plain greed.”
— Peter Schiff
$4,350
“Bitcoin is a highly speculative asset, not a currency. Unreliability, lack of stability, and susceptibility to fraud will continue to plague this cryptocurrency. Don't be tricked, buying Bitcoin is a fool's game.”
— Steve Hanke
$27,271
“Bitcoin to Die - its unavoidable. The death of crypto and the blockchain.”
— Arduino Tronic
$226
“With Bitcoin, there's no thing that backs it up. It's just belief.”
— Elizabeth Warren
$28,188
“I don’t know where it will end or how it will end, but it will end. And when it ends, it will be ugly because there will be nothing there.”
— Stephen Isaacs
$55,685
“Sometime I call it crypto crapo, sometime I call it cryp sh*t. It's just ridiculous than anybody would buy it.”
— Charlie Munger
$24,331
“Bitcoin is probably rat poison squared.”
— Warren Buffett
$9,819
“If we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why don’t we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?”
— Lesetja Kganyago
$105,559
“(...) Bitcoin is dead.”
— Rafi Farber
$61,322
“One of the lures of bitcoin is the idea of taking power away from the people in power.”
— Avery Pennarun
$4
“It’s worse than tulip bulbs … it will be the emperor with no clothes”
— Jamie Dimon
$4,207
“#Bitcoin is an asset that is extremely volatile, susceptible to fraud, and highly uncertain. What could go wrong? Bitcoin is nothing more than a highly speculative asset with a fundamental value of ZERO.”
— Steve Hanke
$42,205
“This is a speculative frenzy. Right now, this is a bubble. It's a cult. When you're in it, obviously you need more people to believe in it, because the price can only go up if other people buy in. In that sense it's a natural Ponzi scheme – a lot of it is just plain greed.”
— Peter Schiff
$4,350
“Bitcoin is a highly speculative asset, not a currency. Unreliability, lack of stability, and susceptibility to fraud will continue to plague this cryptocurrency. Don't be tricked, buying Bitcoin is a fool's game.”
— Steve Hanke
$27,271
“Bitcoin to Die - its unavoidable. The death of crypto and the blockchain.”
— Arduino Tronic
$226
“With Bitcoin, there's no thing that backs it up. It's just belief.”
— Elizabeth Warren
$28,188
“I don’t know where it will end or how it will end, but it will end. And when it ends, it will be ugly because there will be nothing there.”
— Stephen Isaacs
$55,685
“Sometime I call it crypto crapo, sometime I call it cryp sh*t. It's just ridiculous than anybody would buy it.”
— Charlie Munger
$24,331
“Bitcoin is probably rat poison squared.”
— Warren Buffett
$9,819
“If we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why don’t we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?”
— Lesetja Kganyago
$105,559
“(...) Bitcoin is dead.”
— Rafi Farber
$61,322
“One of the lures of bitcoin is the idea of taking power away from the people in power.”
— Avery Pennarun
$4
“It’s worse than tulip bulbs … it will be the emperor with no clothes”
— Jamie Dimon
$4,207
“#Bitcoin is an asset that is extremely volatile, susceptible to fraud, and highly uncertain. What could go wrong? Bitcoin is nothing more than a highly speculative asset with a fundamental value of ZERO.”
— Steve Hanke
$42,205
“This is a speculative frenzy. Right now, this is a bubble. It's a cult. When you're in it, obviously you need more people to believe in it, because the price can only go up if other people buy in. In that sense it's a natural Ponzi scheme – a lot of it is just plain greed.”
— Peter Schiff
$4,350
“Bitcoin is a highly speculative asset, not a currency. Unreliability, lack of stability, and susceptibility to fraud will continue to plague this cryptocurrency. Don't be tricked, buying Bitcoin is a fool's game.”
— Steve Hanke
$27,271
“Bitcoin to Die - its unavoidable. The death of crypto and the blockchain.”
— Arduino Tronic
$226
“With Bitcoin, there's no thing that backs it up. It's just belief.”
— Elizabeth Warren
$28,188
“I don’t know where it will end or how it will end, but it will end. And when it ends, it will be ugly because there will be nothing there.”
— Stephen Isaacs
$55,685
“Sometime I call it crypto crapo, sometime I call it cryp sh*t. It's just ridiculous than anybody would buy it.”
— Charlie Munger
$24,331
“Bitcoin is probably rat poison squared.”
— Warren Buffett
$9,819
“If we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why don’t we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?”
— Lesetja Kganyago
$105,559
“(...) Bitcoin is dead.”
— Rafi Farber
$61,322
“One of the lures of bitcoin is the idea of taking power away from the people in power.”
— Avery Pennarun
$4
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