“Bitcoin: you're buying obsolescence and the fall will be hard”
$54,408·
1 wrong call across 1 years of denial. 1 framed for posterity. No signs of stopping.
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“Bitcoin: 10 Years Of Smoke And Mirrors”
— Karen Webster
$6,591
“I get a kick out of #Bitcoin fanatics who accuse me of secretly owning Bitcoin, but refusing to publicly wear the ribbon. They are just so drunk on the Kool-Aid that they can't accept that I legitimately disagree with their perspective. I just don't see the emperor's new clothes.”
— Peter Schiff
$60,800
“#Bitcoin won't be around a decade from now.”
— Peter Schiff
$40,094
“Long-term Bitcoin #HOLDers aren't worried as they've been through 73% declines before. But previous declines didn't involve anywhere near the total market cap lost during this decline, nor did they involve massive leverage. This crash is just beginning. #Bitcoin will not recover.”
— Peter Schiff
$18,971
“Just replace the word Bitcoin with Beanie Babies. Should the Fed buy Beanie Babies because they were a fad for a while?”
— Neel Kashkari
$67,824
“Crypto-assets such as Bitcoin are digital tulips.”
— Dr Joachim Nagel
$101,413
“Sometime I call it crypto crapo, sometime I call it cryp sh*t. It's just ridiculous than anybody would buy it.”
— Charlie Munger
$24,331
“Bitcoin has no intrinsic value but I applaud your ability to want to buy or sell it, just like I think you have the right to smoke.”
— Jamie Dimon
$94,575
“Bitcoin is a pure Ponzi. Its a pyramid.”
— Peter Schiff
$26,838
“All we know is Bitcoin is not an efficient means of payment. Don’t bank on it.”
— Taavet Hinrikus
$118,347
“If we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why don’t we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?”
— Lesetja Kganyago
$105,559
“Bitcoin is a scam that will only end in tears.”
— Alex Brummer
$47,740
“Bitcoin: 10 Years Of Smoke And Mirrors”
— Karen Webster
$6,591
“I get a kick out of #Bitcoin fanatics who accuse me of secretly owning Bitcoin, but refusing to publicly wear the ribbon. They are just so drunk on the Kool-Aid that they can't accept that I legitimately disagree with their perspective. I just don't see the emperor's new clothes.”
— Peter Schiff
$60,800
“#Bitcoin won't be around a decade from now.”
— Peter Schiff
$40,094
“Long-term Bitcoin #HOLDers aren't worried as they've been through 73% declines before. But previous declines didn't involve anywhere near the total market cap lost during this decline, nor did they involve massive leverage. This crash is just beginning. #Bitcoin will not recover.”
— Peter Schiff
$18,971
“Just replace the word Bitcoin with Beanie Babies. Should the Fed buy Beanie Babies because they were a fad for a while?”
— Neel Kashkari
$67,824
“Crypto-assets such as Bitcoin are digital tulips.”
— Dr Joachim Nagel
$101,413
“Sometime I call it crypto crapo, sometime I call it cryp sh*t. It's just ridiculous than anybody would buy it.”
— Charlie Munger
$24,331
“Bitcoin has no intrinsic value but I applaud your ability to want to buy or sell it, just like I think you have the right to smoke.”
— Jamie Dimon
$94,575
“Bitcoin is a pure Ponzi. Its a pyramid.”
— Peter Schiff
$26,838
“All we know is Bitcoin is not an efficient means of payment. Don’t bank on it.”
— Taavet Hinrikus
$118,347
“If we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why don’t we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?”
— Lesetja Kganyago
$105,559
“Bitcoin is a scam that will only end in tears.”
— Alex Brummer
$47,740
“Bitcoin: 10 Years Of Smoke And Mirrors”
— Karen Webster
$6,591
“I get a kick out of #Bitcoin fanatics who accuse me of secretly owning Bitcoin, but refusing to publicly wear the ribbon. They are just so drunk on the Kool-Aid that they can't accept that I legitimately disagree with their perspective. I just don't see the emperor's new clothes.”
— Peter Schiff
$60,800
“#Bitcoin won't be around a decade from now.”
— Peter Schiff
$40,094
“Long-term Bitcoin #HOLDers aren't worried as they've been through 73% declines before. But previous declines didn't involve anywhere near the total market cap lost during this decline, nor did they involve massive leverage. This crash is just beginning. #Bitcoin will not recover.”
— Peter Schiff
$18,971
“Just replace the word Bitcoin with Beanie Babies. Should the Fed buy Beanie Babies because they were a fad for a while?”
— Neel Kashkari
$67,824
“Crypto-assets such as Bitcoin are digital tulips.”
— Dr Joachim Nagel
$101,413
“Sometime I call it crypto crapo, sometime I call it cryp sh*t. It's just ridiculous than anybody would buy it.”
— Charlie Munger
$24,331
“Bitcoin has no intrinsic value but I applaud your ability to want to buy or sell it, just like I think you have the right to smoke.”
— Jamie Dimon
$94,575
“Bitcoin is a pure Ponzi. Its a pyramid.”
— Peter Schiff
$26,838
“All we know is Bitcoin is not an efficient means of payment. Don’t bank on it.”
— Taavet Hinrikus
$118,347
“If we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why don’t we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?”
— Lesetja Kganyago
$105,559
“Bitcoin is a scam that will only end in tears.”
— Alex Brummer
$47,740
“Bitcoin: 10 Years Of Smoke And Mirrors”
— Karen Webster
$6,591
“I get a kick out of #Bitcoin fanatics who accuse me of secretly owning Bitcoin, but refusing to publicly wear the ribbon. They are just so drunk on the Kool-Aid that they can't accept that I legitimately disagree with their perspective. I just don't see the emperor's new clothes.”
— Peter Schiff
$60,800
“#Bitcoin won't be around a decade from now.”
— Peter Schiff
$40,094
“Long-term Bitcoin #HOLDers aren't worried as they've been through 73% declines before. But previous declines didn't involve anywhere near the total market cap lost during this decline, nor did they involve massive leverage. This crash is just beginning. #Bitcoin will not recover.”
— Peter Schiff
$18,971
“Just replace the word Bitcoin with Beanie Babies. Should the Fed buy Beanie Babies because they were a fad for a while?”
— Neel Kashkari
$67,824
“Crypto-assets such as Bitcoin are digital tulips.”
— Dr Joachim Nagel
$101,413
“Sometime I call it crypto crapo, sometime I call it cryp sh*t. It's just ridiculous than anybody would buy it.”
— Charlie Munger
$24,331
“Bitcoin has no intrinsic value but I applaud your ability to want to buy or sell it, just like I think you have the right to smoke.”
— Jamie Dimon
$94,575
“Bitcoin is a pure Ponzi. Its a pyramid.”
— Peter Schiff
$26,838
“All we know is Bitcoin is not an efficient means of payment. Don’t bank on it.”
— Taavet Hinrikus
$118,347
“If we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why don’t we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?”
— Lesetja Kganyago
$105,559
“Bitcoin is a scam that will only end in tears.”
— Alex Brummer
$47,740
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