Jordan Belfort
Plot Twist: ₿uyer
Former Stockbroker · "The Wolf of Wall Street"
Finance
3quotes
3posters
3 terrible takes before the epiphany. 3 immortalized as posters. At least they got there eventually.
The Greatest Misses
“get out if you don't wanna loose all your money”
$6,177·
They Weren't the Only Ones Wrong
“You really have to stretch your imagination to infer what the intrinsic value of Bitcoin is. I haven't been able to do it. But if you ask me, 'Is this a bubble in Bitcoin?' 'Yeah, it's a bubble.'”
— Alan Greenspan
$1,151
“All we know is Bitcoin is not an efficient means of payment. Don’t bank on it.”
— Taavet Hinrikus
$118,347
“Bitcoin is worthless, artificial gold.”
— Charlie Munger
$9,624
“Bitcoin: 10 Years Of Smoke And Mirrors”
— Karen Webster
$6,591
“I don’t know where it will end or how it will end, but it will end. And when it ends, it will be ugly because there will be nothing there.”
— Stephen Isaacs
$55,685
“There is no value in bitcoin, you can’t use it as money, it’s too slow, too expensive and too vulnerable.”
— Peter Schiff
$14,550
“Long-term Bitcoin #HOLDers aren't worried as they've been through 73% declines before. But previous declines didn't involve anywhere near the total market cap lost during this decline, nor did they involve massive leverage. This crash is just beginning. #Bitcoin will not recover.”
— Peter Schiff
$18,971
“You’d Have to Be Insane to Introduce Bitcoin into an Environment that’s Already Corrupt”
— Steve Hanke
$45,597
“If we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why don’t we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?”
— Lesetja Kganyago
$105,559
“Bitcoin has no unique value at all. It doesn't produce anything. You can stare at it all day and no little Bitcoins come out or anything like that. It's a delusion, basically.”
— Warren Buffett
$3,826
“Bitcoin is a Ponzi scheme, and it will collapse like one”
— Bert Ely
$14,691
“Bitcoin is almost as bs as fiat money.”
— Elon Musk
$23,473
“You really have to stretch your imagination to infer what the intrinsic value of Bitcoin is. I haven't been able to do it. But if you ask me, 'Is this a bubble in Bitcoin?' 'Yeah, it's a bubble.'”
— Alan Greenspan
$1,151
“All we know is Bitcoin is not an efficient means of payment. Don’t bank on it.”
— Taavet Hinrikus
$118,347
“Bitcoin is worthless, artificial gold.”
— Charlie Munger
$9,624
“Bitcoin: 10 Years Of Smoke And Mirrors”
— Karen Webster
$6,591
“I don’t know where it will end or how it will end, but it will end. And when it ends, it will be ugly because there will be nothing there.”
— Stephen Isaacs
$55,685
“There is no value in bitcoin, you can’t use it as money, it’s too slow, too expensive and too vulnerable.”
— Peter Schiff
$14,550
“Long-term Bitcoin #HOLDers aren't worried as they've been through 73% declines before. But previous declines didn't involve anywhere near the total market cap lost during this decline, nor did they involve massive leverage. This crash is just beginning. #Bitcoin will not recover.”
— Peter Schiff
$18,971
“You’d Have to Be Insane to Introduce Bitcoin into an Environment that’s Already Corrupt”
— Steve Hanke
$45,597
“If we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why don’t we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?”
— Lesetja Kganyago
$105,559
“Bitcoin has no unique value at all. It doesn't produce anything. You can stare at it all day and no little Bitcoins come out or anything like that. It's a delusion, basically.”
— Warren Buffett
$3,826
“Bitcoin is a Ponzi scheme, and it will collapse like one”
— Bert Ely
$14,691
“Bitcoin is almost as bs as fiat money.”
— Elon Musk
$23,473
“You really have to stretch your imagination to infer what the intrinsic value of Bitcoin is. I haven't been able to do it. But if you ask me, 'Is this a bubble in Bitcoin?' 'Yeah, it's a bubble.'”
— Alan Greenspan
$1,151
“All we know is Bitcoin is not an efficient means of payment. Don’t bank on it.”
— Taavet Hinrikus
$118,347
“Bitcoin is worthless, artificial gold.”
— Charlie Munger
$9,624
“Bitcoin: 10 Years Of Smoke And Mirrors”
— Karen Webster
$6,591
“I don’t know where it will end or how it will end, but it will end. And when it ends, it will be ugly because there will be nothing there.”
— Stephen Isaacs
$55,685
“There is no value in bitcoin, you can’t use it as money, it’s too slow, too expensive and too vulnerable.”
— Peter Schiff
$14,550
“Long-term Bitcoin #HOLDers aren't worried as they've been through 73% declines before. But previous declines didn't involve anywhere near the total market cap lost during this decline, nor did they involve massive leverage. This crash is just beginning. #Bitcoin will not recover.”
— Peter Schiff
$18,971
“You’d Have to Be Insane to Introduce Bitcoin into an Environment that’s Already Corrupt”
— Steve Hanke
$45,597
“If we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why don’t we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?”
— Lesetja Kganyago
$105,559
“Bitcoin has no unique value at all. It doesn't produce anything. You can stare at it all day and no little Bitcoins come out or anything like that. It's a delusion, basically.”
— Warren Buffett
$3,826
“Bitcoin is a Ponzi scheme, and it will collapse like one”
— Bert Ely
$14,691
“Bitcoin is almost as bs as fiat money.”
— Elon Musk
$23,473
“You really have to stretch your imagination to infer what the intrinsic value of Bitcoin is. I haven't been able to do it. But if you ask me, 'Is this a bubble in Bitcoin?' 'Yeah, it's a bubble.'”
— Alan Greenspan
$1,151
“All we know is Bitcoin is not an efficient means of payment. Don’t bank on it.”
— Taavet Hinrikus
$118,347
“Bitcoin is worthless, artificial gold.”
— Charlie Munger
$9,624
“Bitcoin: 10 Years Of Smoke And Mirrors”
— Karen Webster
$6,591
“I don’t know where it will end or how it will end, but it will end. And when it ends, it will be ugly because there will be nothing there.”
— Stephen Isaacs
$55,685
“There is no value in bitcoin, you can’t use it as money, it’s too slow, too expensive and too vulnerable.”
— Peter Schiff
$14,550
“Long-term Bitcoin #HOLDers aren't worried as they've been through 73% declines before. But previous declines didn't involve anywhere near the total market cap lost during this decline, nor did they involve massive leverage. This crash is just beginning. #Bitcoin will not recover.”
— Peter Schiff
$18,971
“You’d Have to Be Insane to Introduce Bitcoin into an Environment that’s Already Corrupt”
— Steve Hanke
$45,597
“If we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why don’t we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?”
— Lesetja Kganyago
$105,559
“Bitcoin has no unique value at all. It doesn't produce anything. You can stare at it all day and no little Bitcoins come out or anything like that. It's a delusion, basically.”
— Warren Buffett
$3,826
“Bitcoin is a Ponzi scheme, and it will collapse like one”
— Bert Ely
$14,691
“Bitcoin is almost as bs as fiat money.”
— Elon Musk
$23,473
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