2 wrong calls across 1 years of denial. 2 framed for posterity. No signs of stopping.
The Greatest Misses
They Weren't the Only Ones Wrong
“If we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why don’t we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?”
— Lesetja Kganyago
$105,559
“”
— Jordan Belfort
$6,177
“Mining (they even borrowed the word!) bitcoins is pointless busywork that produces nothing of real value.”
— Avery Pennarun
$4
“Getting poorer with Bitcoin”
— Dave Harper
$5,673
“It’s worse than tulip bulbs. It won’t end well. Someone is going to get killed,”
— Jamie Dimon
$4,207
“Bitcoin is a 'speculative self-fulfilling bubble”
— Nouriel Roubini
$24,703
“You’d Have to Be Insane to Introduce Bitcoin into an Environment that’s Already Corrupt”
— Steve Hanke
$45,597
“Bitcoin is nothing.”
— Andy Kessler
$33,120
“Bitcoin has no intrinsic value but I applaud your ability to want to buy or sell it, just like I think you have the right to smoke.”
— Jamie Dimon
$94,575
““Stay away from Bitcoin. It's a mirage.””
— Warren Buffett
$629
“In my life, I try and avoid things that are stupid and evil and make me look bad in comparison to somebody else – and bitcoin does all three”
— Charlie Munger
$37,649
“Bitcoin is a detector of imbeciles. But it’s not a currency, not a store of value, and not a medium of exchange.”
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
$30,838
“If we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why don’t we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?”
— Lesetja Kganyago
$105,559
“”
— Jordan Belfort
$6,177
“Mining (they even borrowed the word!) bitcoins is pointless busywork that produces nothing of real value.”
— Avery Pennarun
$4
“Getting poorer with Bitcoin”
— Dave Harper
$5,673
“It’s worse than tulip bulbs. It won’t end well. Someone is going to get killed,”
— Jamie Dimon
$4,207
“Bitcoin is a 'speculative self-fulfilling bubble”
— Nouriel Roubini
$24,703
“You’d Have to Be Insane to Introduce Bitcoin into an Environment that’s Already Corrupt”
— Steve Hanke
$45,597
“Bitcoin is nothing.”
— Andy Kessler
$33,120
“Bitcoin has no intrinsic value but I applaud your ability to want to buy or sell it, just like I think you have the right to smoke.”
— Jamie Dimon
$94,575
““Stay away from Bitcoin. It's a mirage.””
— Warren Buffett
$629
“In my life, I try and avoid things that are stupid and evil and make me look bad in comparison to somebody else – and bitcoin does all three”
— Charlie Munger
$37,649
“Bitcoin is a detector of imbeciles. But it’s not a currency, not a store of value, and not a medium of exchange.”
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
$30,838
“If we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why don’t we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?”
— Lesetja Kganyago
$105,559
“”
— Jordan Belfort
$6,177
“Mining (they even borrowed the word!) bitcoins is pointless busywork that produces nothing of real value.”
— Avery Pennarun
$4
“Getting poorer with Bitcoin”
— Dave Harper
$5,673
“It’s worse than tulip bulbs. It won’t end well. Someone is going to get killed,”
— Jamie Dimon
$4,207
“Bitcoin is a 'speculative self-fulfilling bubble”
— Nouriel Roubini
$24,703
“You’d Have to Be Insane to Introduce Bitcoin into an Environment that’s Already Corrupt”
— Steve Hanke
$45,597
“Bitcoin is nothing.”
— Andy Kessler
$33,120
“Bitcoin has no intrinsic value but I applaud your ability to want to buy or sell it, just like I think you have the right to smoke.”
— Jamie Dimon
$94,575
““Stay away from Bitcoin. It's a mirage.””
— Warren Buffett
$629
“In my life, I try and avoid things that are stupid and evil and make me look bad in comparison to somebody else – and bitcoin does all three”
— Charlie Munger
$37,649
“Bitcoin is a detector of imbeciles. But it’s not a currency, not a store of value, and not a medium of exchange.”
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
$30,838
“If we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why don’t we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?”
— Lesetja Kganyago
$105,559
“”
— Jordan Belfort
$6,177
“Mining (they even borrowed the word!) bitcoins is pointless busywork that produces nothing of real value.”
— Avery Pennarun
$4
“Getting poorer with Bitcoin”
— Dave Harper
$5,673
“It’s worse than tulip bulbs. It won’t end well. Someone is going to get killed,”
— Jamie Dimon
$4,207
“Bitcoin is a 'speculative self-fulfilling bubble”
— Nouriel Roubini
$24,703
“You’d Have to Be Insane to Introduce Bitcoin into an Environment that’s Already Corrupt”
— Steve Hanke
$45,597
“Bitcoin is nothing.”
— Andy Kessler
$33,120
“Bitcoin has no intrinsic value but I applaud your ability to want to buy or sell it, just like I think you have the right to smoke.”
— Jamie Dimon
$94,575
““Stay away from Bitcoin. It's a mirage.””
— Warren Buffett
$629
“In my life, I try and avoid things that are stupid and evil and make me look bad in comparison to somebody else – and bitcoin does all three”
— Charlie Munger
$37,649
“Bitcoin is a detector of imbeciles. But it’s not a currency, not a store of value, and not a medium of exchange.”
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
$30,838
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