“If we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why don’t we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?”
$105,559·
2 wrong calls across 1 years of denial. 2 framed for posterity. No signs of stopping.
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“If we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why don’t we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?”
$105,559·
They Weren't the Only Ones Wrong
“Bitcoin is casino chips”
— Avery Pennarun
$60,368
“Bitcoin to Die - its unavoidable. The death of crypto and the blockchain.”
— Arduino Tronic
$226
“It’s got a magic to it and people have attached magic to lots of things.”
— Warren Buffett
$37,649
“Bitcoin has no real value.”
— Jim Cramer
$20,175
“Bitcoin is a 'speculative self-fulfilling bubble”
— Nouriel Roubini
$24,703
“You really have to stretch your imagination to infer what the intrinsic value of Bitcoin is. I haven't been able to do it. But if you ask me, 'Is this a bubble in Bitcoin?' 'Yeah, it's a bubble.'”
— Alan Greenspan
$1,151
“it's the pursuit of the uneatable by the unspeakable”
— Charlie Munger
$9,819
“Stay away from bitcoin — it’s complete garbage.”
— Brett Arends
$2,340
“There is no real demand for bitcoin.”
— Peter Schiff
$26,838
“All we know is Bitcoin is not an efficient means of payment. Don’t bank on it.”
— Taavet Hinrikus
$118,347
“#Bitcoin is the #BeanieBabies of the modern era. Good luck!”
— James Woods
$15,379
“Bitcoin is the biggest bubble in human history. It is the mother of all bubbles.”
— Nouriel Roubini
$8,595
“Bitcoin is casino chips”
— Avery Pennarun
$60,368
“Bitcoin to Die - its unavoidable. The death of crypto and the blockchain.”
— Arduino Tronic
$226
“It’s got a magic to it and people have attached magic to lots of things.”
— Warren Buffett
$37,649
“Bitcoin has no real value.”
— Jim Cramer
$20,175
“Bitcoin is a 'speculative self-fulfilling bubble”
— Nouriel Roubini
$24,703
“You really have to stretch your imagination to infer what the intrinsic value of Bitcoin is. I haven't been able to do it. But if you ask me, 'Is this a bubble in Bitcoin?' 'Yeah, it's a bubble.'”
— Alan Greenspan
$1,151
“it's the pursuit of the uneatable by the unspeakable”
— Charlie Munger
$9,819
“Stay away from bitcoin — it’s complete garbage.”
— Brett Arends
$2,340
“There is no real demand for bitcoin.”
— Peter Schiff
$26,838
“All we know is Bitcoin is not an efficient means of payment. Don’t bank on it.”
— Taavet Hinrikus
$118,347
“#Bitcoin is the #BeanieBabies of the modern era. Good luck!”
— James Woods
$15,379
“Bitcoin is the biggest bubble in human history. It is the mother of all bubbles.”
— Nouriel Roubini
$8,595
“Bitcoin is casino chips”
— Avery Pennarun
$60,368
“Bitcoin to Die - its unavoidable. The death of crypto and the blockchain.”
— Arduino Tronic
$226
“It’s got a magic to it and people have attached magic to lots of things.”
— Warren Buffett
$37,649
“Bitcoin has no real value.”
— Jim Cramer
$20,175
“Bitcoin is a 'speculative self-fulfilling bubble”
— Nouriel Roubini
$24,703
“You really have to stretch your imagination to infer what the intrinsic value of Bitcoin is. I haven't been able to do it. But if you ask me, 'Is this a bubble in Bitcoin?' 'Yeah, it's a bubble.'”
— Alan Greenspan
$1,151
“it's the pursuit of the uneatable by the unspeakable”
— Charlie Munger
$9,819
“Stay away from bitcoin — it’s complete garbage.”
— Brett Arends
$2,340
“There is no real demand for bitcoin.”
— Peter Schiff
$26,838
“All we know is Bitcoin is not an efficient means of payment. Don’t bank on it.”
— Taavet Hinrikus
$118,347
“#Bitcoin is the #BeanieBabies of the modern era. Good luck!”
— James Woods
$15,379
“Bitcoin is the biggest bubble in human history. It is the mother of all bubbles.”
— Nouriel Roubini
$8,595
“Bitcoin is casino chips”
— Avery Pennarun
$60,368
“Bitcoin to Die - its unavoidable. The death of crypto and the blockchain.”
— Arduino Tronic
$226
“It’s got a magic to it and people have attached magic to lots of things.”
— Warren Buffett
$37,649
“Bitcoin has no real value.”
— Jim Cramer
$20,175
“Bitcoin is a 'speculative self-fulfilling bubble”
— Nouriel Roubini
$24,703
“You really have to stretch your imagination to infer what the intrinsic value of Bitcoin is. I haven't been able to do it. But if you ask me, 'Is this a bubble in Bitcoin?' 'Yeah, it's a bubble.'”
— Alan Greenspan
$1,151
“it's the pursuit of the uneatable by the unspeakable”
— Charlie Munger
$9,819
“Stay away from bitcoin — it’s complete garbage.”
— Brett Arends
$2,340
“There is no real demand for bitcoin.”
— Peter Schiff
$26,838
“All we know is Bitcoin is not an efficient means of payment. Don’t bank on it.”
— Taavet Hinrikus
$118,347
“#Bitcoin is the #BeanieBabies of the modern era. Good luck!”
— James Woods
$15,379
“Bitcoin is the biggest bubble in human history. It is the mother of all bubbles.”
— Nouriel Roubini
$8,595
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