1 wrong call across 1 years of denial. 1 framed for posterity. No signs of stopping.
The Greatest Misses
They Weren't the Only Ones Wrong
“#Bitcoin is the #BeanieBabies of the modern era. Good luck!”
— James Woods
$15,379
“Nice essay via FTAlphaville. Bitcoin has clearly failed in its mission to become money, but its value is sustained because it has become a sort of natural Ponzi scheme”
— Paul Krugman
$35,853
“Getting poorer with Bitcoin”
— Dave Harper
$5,673
“The Bitcoin Skeptic: BTC Value Will Crash 99% for the Same Reason Tumblr’s Just Did”
— Lawrence Meyers
$48,357
“I don’t know where it will end or how it will end, but it will end. And when it ends, it will be ugly because there will be nothing there.”
— Stephen Isaacs
$55,685
“Thank you so much for calling all this bitcoin nonsense exactly what it is — a scam.”
— John Q. Public
$624
“First, blockchain is not a bubble, but Bitcoin is a bubble.”
— Jack Ma
$6,248
“Mr. Bitcoin is about to go down big.”
— Jim Cramer
$26,872
“Bitcoin’s fabulous rise ... will eventually end in tears”
— Richard Harris
$4,161
“There can be little doubt that Bitcoin is madness.”
— Josh Williams
$35,671
“There is no value in bitcoin, you can’t use it as money, it’s too slow, too expensive and too vulnerable.”
— Peter Schiff
$14,986
“I think the promise of decentralized finance using blockchain technologies is a real one, but Bitcoin itself may not last much longer.”
— Eswar Prasad
$46,180
“#Bitcoin is the #BeanieBabies of the modern era. Good luck!”
— James Woods
$15,379
“Nice essay via FTAlphaville. Bitcoin has clearly failed in its mission to become money, but its value is sustained because it has become a sort of natural Ponzi scheme”
— Paul Krugman
$35,853
“Getting poorer with Bitcoin”
— Dave Harper
$5,673
“The Bitcoin Skeptic: BTC Value Will Crash 99% for the Same Reason Tumblr’s Just Did”
— Lawrence Meyers
$48,357
“I don’t know where it will end or how it will end, but it will end. And when it ends, it will be ugly because there will be nothing there.”
— Stephen Isaacs
$55,685
“Thank you so much for calling all this bitcoin nonsense exactly what it is — a scam.”
— John Q. Public
$624
“First, blockchain is not a bubble, but Bitcoin is a bubble.”
— Jack Ma
$6,248
“Mr. Bitcoin is about to go down big.”
— Jim Cramer
$26,872
“Bitcoin’s fabulous rise ... will eventually end in tears”
— Richard Harris
$4,161
“There can be little doubt that Bitcoin is madness.”
— Josh Williams
$35,671
“There is no value in bitcoin, you can’t use it as money, it’s too slow, too expensive and too vulnerable.”
— Peter Schiff
$14,986
“I think the promise of decentralized finance using blockchain technologies is a real one, but Bitcoin itself may not last much longer.”
— Eswar Prasad
$46,180
“#Bitcoin is the #BeanieBabies of the modern era. Good luck!”
— James Woods
$15,379
“Nice essay via FTAlphaville. Bitcoin has clearly failed in its mission to become money, but its value is sustained because it has become a sort of natural Ponzi scheme”
— Paul Krugman
$35,853
“Getting poorer with Bitcoin”
— Dave Harper
$5,673
“The Bitcoin Skeptic: BTC Value Will Crash 99% for the Same Reason Tumblr’s Just Did”
— Lawrence Meyers
$48,357
“I don’t know where it will end or how it will end, but it will end. And when it ends, it will be ugly because there will be nothing there.”
— Stephen Isaacs
$55,685
“Thank you so much for calling all this bitcoin nonsense exactly what it is — a scam.”
— John Q. Public
$624
“First, blockchain is not a bubble, but Bitcoin is a bubble.”
— Jack Ma
$6,248
“Mr. Bitcoin is about to go down big.”
— Jim Cramer
$26,872
“Bitcoin’s fabulous rise ... will eventually end in tears”
— Richard Harris
$4,161
“There can be little doubt that Bitcoin is madness.”
— Josh Williams
$35,671
“There is no value in bitcoin, you can’t use it as money, it’s too slow, too expensive and too vulnerable.”
— Peter Schiff
$14,986
“I think the promise of decentralized finance using blockchain technologies is a real one, but Bitcoin itself may not last much longer.”
— Eswar Prasad
$46,180
“#Bitcoin is the #BeanieBabies of the modern era. Good luck!”
— James Woods
$15,379
“Nice essay via FTAlphaville. Bitcoin has clearly failed in its mission to become money, but its value is sustained because it has become a sort of natural Ponzi scheme”
— Paul Krugman
$35,853
“Getting poorer with Bitcoin”
— Dave Harper
$5,673
“The Bitcoin Skeptic: BTC Value Will Crash 99% for the Same Reason Tumblr’s Just Did”
— Lawrence Meyers
$48,357
“I don’t know where it will end or how it will end, but it will end. And when it ends, it will be ugly because there will be nothing there.”
— Stephen Isaacs
$55,685
“Thank you so much for calling all this bitcoin nonsense exactly what it is — a scam.”
— John Q. Public
$624
“First, blockchain is not a bubble, but Bitcoin is a bubble.”
— Jack Ma
$6,248
“Mr. Bitcoin is about to go down big.”
— Jim Cramer
$26,872
“Bitcoin’s fabulous rise ... will eventually end in tears”
— Richard Harris
$4,161
“There can be little doubt that Bitcoin is madness.”
— Josh Williams
$35,671
“There is no value in bitcoin, you can’t use it as money, it’s too slow, too expensive and too vulnerable.”
— Peter Schiff
$14,986
“I think the promise of decentralized finance using blockchain technologies is a real one, but Bitcoin itself may not last much longer.”
— Eswar Prasad
$46,180
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