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The Greatest Misses
They Weren't the Only Ones Wrong
“5 Reasons Bitcoin Won't Survive”
— Jesse Cohen
$10,337
“#Bitcoin is an asset that is extremely volatile, susceptible to fraud, and highly uncertain. What could go wrong? Bitcoin is nothing more than a highly speculative asset with a fundamental value of ZERO.”
— Steve Hanke
$42,205
“Bitcoin is (Nearly) Dead”
— Joe Carter
$662
“Bitcoin is not real money... it's speculation.”
— Vítor Constâncio
$3,686
“get out if you don't wanna loose all your money”
— Jordan Belfort
$6,177
“Bitcoin: the World's first decentralised Ponzi scheme”
— David M. Webb
$16,446
“The cryptocurrency Bitcoin is a mania worthy of Mackay.”
— Josh Williams
$35,671
“I just don't believe in this bitcoin thing.”
— Prince Alwaleed
$5,914
“Bitcoin is a public, decentralized ponzi scheme”
— Jamie Dimon
$61,322
“In my life, I try and avoid things that are stupid and evil and make me look bad in comparison to somebody else – and bitcoin does all three”
— Charlie Munger
$37,649
“#Bitcoin is the #BeanieBabies of the modern era. Good luck!”
— James Woods
$15,379
“Bitcoin is a highly speculative asset, not a currency. Unreliability, lack of stability, and susceptibility to fraud will continue to plague this cryptocurrency. Don't be tricked, buying Bitcoin is a fool's game.”
— Steve Hanke
$27,271
“5 Reasons Bitcoin Won't Survive”
— Jesse Cohen
$10,337
“#Bitcoin is an asset that is extremely volatile, susceptible to fraud, and highly uncertain. What could go wrong? Bitcoin is nothing more than a highly speculative asset with a fundamental value of ZERO.”
— Steve Hanke
$42,205
“Bitcoin is (Nearly) Dead”
— Joe Carter
$662
“Bitcoin is not real money... it's speculation.”
— Vítor Constâncio
$3,686
“get out if you don't wanna loose all your money”
— Jordan Belfort
$6,177
“Bitcoin: the World's first decentralised Ponzi scheme”
— David M. Webb
$16,446
“The cryptocurrency Bitcoin is a mania worthy of Mackay.”
— Josh Williams
$35,671
“I just don't believe in this bitcoin thing.”
— Prince Alwaleed
$5,914
“Bitcoin is a public, decentralized ponzi scheme”
— Jamie Dimon
$61,322
“In my life, I try and avoid things that are stupid and evil and make me look bad in comparison to somebody else – and bitcoin does all three”
— Charlie Munger
$37,649
“#Bitcoin is the #BeanieBabies of the modern era. Good luck!”
— James Woods
$15,379
“Bitcoin is a highly speculative asset, not a currency. Unreliability, lack of stability, and susceptibility to fraud will continue to plague this cryptocurrency. Don't be tricked, buying Bitcoin is a fool's game.”
— Steve Hanke
$27,271
“5 Reasons Bitcoin Won't Survive”
— Jesse Cohen
$10,337
“#Bitcoin is an asset that is extremely volatile, susceptible to fraud, and highly uncertain. What could go wrong? Bitcoin is nothing more than a highly speculative asset with a fundamental value of ZERO.”
— Steve Hanke
$42,205
“Bitcoin is (Nearly) Dead”
— Joe Carter
$662
“Bitcoin is not real money... it's speculation.”
— Vítor Constâncio
$3,686
“get out if you don't wanna loose all your money”
— Jordan Belfort
$6,177
“Bitcoin: the World's first decentralised Ponzi scheme”
— David M. Webb
$16,446
“The cryptocurrency Bitcoin is a mania worthy of Mackay.”
— Josh Williams
$35,671
“I just don't believe in this bitcoin thing.”
— Prince Alwaleed
$5,914
“Bitcoin is a public, decentralized ponzi scheme”
— Jamie Dimon
$61,322
“In my life, I try and avoid things that are stupid and evil and make me look bad in comparison to somebody else – and bitcoin does all three”
— Charlie Munger
$37,649
“#Bitcoin is the #BeanieBabies of the modern era. Good luck!”
— James Woods
$15,379
“Bitcoin is a highly speculative asset, not a currency. Unreliability, lack of stability, and susceptibility to fraud will continue to plague this cryptocurrency. Don't be tricked, buying Bitcoin is a fool's game.”
— Steve Hanke
$27,271
“5 Reasons Bitcoin Won't Survive”
— Jesse Cohen
$10,337
“#Bitcoin is an asset that is extremely volatile, susceptible to fraud, and highly uncertain. What could go wrong? Bitcoin is nothing more than a highly speculative asset with a fundamental value of ZERO.”
— Steve Hanke
$42,205
“Bitcoin is (Nearly) Dead”
— Joe Carter
$662
“Bitcoin is not real money... it's speculation.”
— Vítor Constâncio
$3,686
“get out if you don't wanna loose all your money”
— Jordan Belfort
$6,177
“Bitcoin: the World's first decentralised Ponzi scheme”
— David M. Webb
$16,446
“The cryptocurrency Bitcoin is a mania worthy of Mackay.”
— Josh Williams
$35,671
“I just don't believe in this bitcoin thing.”
— Prince Alwaleed
$5,914
“Bitcoin is a public, decentralized ponzi scheme”
— Jamie Dimon
$61,322
“In my life, I try and avoid things that are stupid and evil and make me look bad in comparison to somebody else – and bitcoin does all three”
— Charlie Munger
$37,649
“#Bitcoin is the #BeanieBabies of the modern era. Good luck!”
— James Woods
$15,379
“Bitcoin is a highly speculative asset, not a currency. Unreliability, lack of stability, and susceptibility to fraud will continue to plague this cryptocurrency. Don't be tricked, buying Bitcoin is a fool's game.”
— Steve Hanke
$27,271
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