“Bitcoin isn't cyberpunk fantasy and it isn't a Thomas Pynchon novel. It's dull. The thrill is gone. And that's why people are so mad.”
$626·
3 wrong calls across 1 years of denial. 3 framed for posterity. No signs of stopping.
The Greatest Misses
“Sorry, libertarians: Your dream of a Bitcoin paradise is officially dead and gone”
$626·
“Bitcoin has always been viewed as a currency of resistance -- a way to wrest control over the essence of money away from governments, central bankers and Wall Street.”
$626·
They Weren't the Only Ones Wrong
“All we know is Bitcoin is not an efficient means of payment. Don’t bank on it.”
— Taavet Hinrikus
$118,347
“Bitcoin is akin to a 'pet rock' because it 'does nothing”
— Jamie Dimon
$42,699
“If I write about the inevitable obsolescence of Bitcoin, I'll have to lock my account again, won't I.”
— Frances Coppola
$47,538
“I’d say Bitcoin is doomed in the medium-term future. Farrell is right: it can be a bit of a curiosity, but if it ever enjoys wider success, that very success will kill it.”
— Kevin Drum
$311
“It’s worse than tulip bulbs. It won’t end well. Someone is going to get killed,”
— Jamie Dimon
$4,207
“I am not a fan of Bitcoin and other Cryptocurrencies, which are not money, and whose value is highly volatile and based on thin air.”
— Donald Trump
$11,350
“Bitcoin is dead as predicted - Don't get stucked in”
— Kevin George
$20,800
“There is also the argument that the price of bitcoin must go to zero because an inferior product cannot survive long-term in the absence of regulatory barriers to entry.”
— Kevin Dowd
$47,070
“It's an asset that's crazy.”
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
$30,838
“Asking why I think bitcoin won't work is like asking why the sky isn't red.”
— Avery Pennarun
$4
“I personally think that bitcoin is worthless.”
— Jamie Dimon
$57,490
“Mr. Bitcoin is about to go down big.”
— Jim Cramer
$26,872
“All we know is Bitcoin is not an efficient means of payment. Don’t bank on it.”
— Taavet Hinrikus
$118,347
“Bitcoin is akin to a 'pet rock' because it 'does nothing”
— Jamie Dimon
$42,699
“If I write about the inevitable obsolescence of Bitcoin, I'll have to lock my account again, won't I.”
— Frances Coppola
$47,538
“I’d say Bitcoin is doomed in the medium-term future. Farrell is right: it can be a bit of a curiosity, but if it ever enjoys wider success, that very success will kill it.”
— Kevin Drum
$311
“It’s worse than tulip bulbs. It won’t end well. Someone is going to get killed,”
— Jamie Dimon
$4,207
“I am not a fan of Bitcoin and other Cryptocurrencies, which are not money, and whose value is highly volatile and based on thin air.”
— Donald Trump
$11,350
“Bitcoin is dead as predicted - Don't get stucked in”
— Kevin George
$20,800
“There is also the argument that the price of bitcoin must go to zero because an inferior product cannot survive long-term in the absence of regulatory barriers to entry.”
— Kevin Dowd
$47,070
“It's an asset that's crazy.”
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
$30,838
“Asking why I think bitcoin won't work is like asking why the sky isn't red.”
— Avery Pennarun
$4
“I personally think that bitcoin is worthless.”
— Jamie Dimon
$57,490
“Mr. Bitcoin is about to go down big.”
— Jim Cramer
$26,872
“All we know is Bitcoin is not an efficient means of payment. Don’t bank on it.”
— Taavet Hinrikus
$118,347
“Bitcoin is akin to a 'pet rock' because it 'does nothing”
— Jamie Dimon
$42,699
“If I write about the inevitable obsolescence of Bitcoin, I'll have to lock my account again, won't I.”
— Frances Coppola
$47,538
“I’d say Bitcoin is doomed in the medium-term future. Farrell is right: it can be a bit of a curiosity, but if it ever enjoys wider success, that very success will kill it.”
— Kevin Drum
$311
“It’s worse than tulip bulbs. It won’t end well. Someone is going to get killed,”
— Jamie Dimon
$4,207
“I am not a fan of Bitcoin and other Cryptocurrencies, which are not money, and whose value is highly volatile and based on thin air.”
— Donald Trump
$11,350
“Bitcoin is dead as predicted - Don't get stucked in”
— Kevin George
$20,800
“There is also the argument that the price of bitcoin must go to zero because an inferior product cannot survive long-term in the absence of regulatory barriers to entry.”
— Kevin Dowd
$47,070
“It's an asset that's crazy.”
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
$30,838
“Asking why I think bitcoin won't work is like asking why the sky isn't red.”
— Avery Pennarun
$4
“I personally think that bitcoin is worthless.”
— Jamie Dimon
$57,490
“Mr. Bitcoin is about to go down big.”
— Jim Cramer
$26,872
“All we know is Bitcoin is not an efficient means of payment. Don’t bank on it.”
— Taavet Hinrikus
$118,347
“Bitcoin is akin to a 'pet rock' because it 'does nothing”
— Jamie Dimon
$42,699
“If I write about the inevitable obsolescence of Bitcoin, I'll have to lock my account again, won't I.”
— Frances Coppola
$47,538
“I’d say Bitcoin is doomed in the medium-term future. Farrell is right: it can be a bit of a curiosity, but if it ever enjoys wider success, that very success will kill it.”
— Kevin Drum
$311
“It’s worse than tulip bulbs. It won’t end well. Someone is going to get killed,”
— Jamie Dimon
$4,207
“I am not a fan of Bitcoin and other Cryptocurrencies, which are not money, and whose value is highly volatile and based on thin air.”
— Donald Trump
$11,350
“Bitcoin is dead as predicted - Don't get stucked in”
— Kevin George
$20,800
“There is also the argument that the price of bitcoin must go to zero because an inferior product cannot survive long-term in the absence of regulatory barriers to entry.”
— Kevin Dowd
$47,070
“It's an asset that's crazy.”
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
$30,838
“Asking why I think bitcoin won't work is like asking why the sky isn't red.”
— Avery Pennarun
$4
“I personally think that bitcoin is worthless.”
— Jamie Dimon
$57,490
“Mr. Bitcoin is about to go down big.”
— Jim Cramer
$26,872
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