Ben Kritz
Journalist
Media
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1 wrong call across 1 years of denial. 1 framed for posterity. No signs of stopping.
The Greatest Misses
They Weren't the Only Ones Wrong
“”
— Jordan Belfort
$6,177
“Why You Should Avoid Bitcoin At All Costs”
— Howard Dvorkin
$8,836
“Bitcoin is really a fascinating example of how human beings create value, and is not always rational... tt is not a rational currency in that case.”
— Alan Greenspan
$15,927
“It’s a fraud and honestly I’m just shocked anyone can’t see it for what it is.”
— Jamie Dimon
$4,161
“Bitcoin is not real money... it's speculation.”
— Vítor Constâncio
$3,686
“5 Reasons Bitcoin Won't Survive”
— Jesse Cohen
$10,337
“I just don't believe in this bitcoin thing.”
— Prince Alwaleed
$5,914
“Bitcoin is a pure Ponzi. Its a pyramid.”
— Peter Schiff
$26,838
“Bitcoin ain't money”
— Peter Schiff
$4,350
“Bitcoin is noxious poison”
— Charlie Munger
$9,875
“Bitcoin is bovine excrement.”
— Nicholas Weaver
$3,970
“”
— Jamie Dimon
$17,673
“”
— Jordan Belfort
$6,177
“Why You Should Avoid Bitcoin At All Costs”
— Howard Dvorkin
$8,836
“Bitcoin is really a fascinating example of how human beings create value, and is not always rational... tt is not a rational currency in that case.”
— Alan Greenspan
$15,927
“It’s a fraud and honestly I’m just shocked anyone can’t see it for what it is.”
— Jamie Dimon
$4,161
“Bitcoin is not real money... it's speculation.”
— Vítor Constâncio
$3,686
“5 Reasons Bitcoin Won't Survive”
— Jesse Cohen
$10,337
“I just don't believe in this bitcoin thing.”
— Prince Alwaleed
$5,914
“Bitcoin is a pure Ponzi. Its a pyramid.”
— Peter Schiff
$26,838
“Bitcoin ain't money”
— Peter Schiff
$4,350
“Bitcoin is noxious poison”
— Charlie Munger
$9,875
“Bitcoin is bovine excrement.”
— Nicholas Weaver
$3,970
“”
— Jamie Dimon
$17,673
“”
— Jordan Belfort
$6,177
“Why You Should Avoid Bitcoin At All Costs”
— Howard Dvorkin
$8,836
“Bitcoin is really a fascinating example of how human beings create value, and is not always rational... tt is not a rational currency in that case.”
— Alan Greenspan
$15,927
“It’s a fraud and honestly I’m just shocked anyone can’t see it for what it is.”
— Jamie Dimon
$4,161
“Bitcoin is not real money... it's speculation.”
— Vítor Constâncio
$3,686
“5 Reasons Bitcoin Won't Survive”
— Jesse Cohen
$10,337
“I just don't believe in this bitcoin thing.”
— Prince Alwaleed
$5,914
“Bitcoin is a pure Ponzi. Its a pyramid.”
— Peter Schiff
$26,838
“Bitcoin ain't money”
— Peter Schiff
$4,350
“Bitcoin is noxious poison”
— Charlie Munger
$9,875
“Bitcoin is bovine excrement.”
— Nicholas Weaver
$3,970
“”
— Jamie Dimon
$17,673
“”
— Jordan Belfort
$6,177
“Why You Should Avoid Bitcoin At All Costs”
— Howard Dvorkin
$8,836
“Bitcoin is really a fascinating example of how human beings create value, and is not always rational... tt is not a rational currency in that case.”
— Alan Greenspan
$15,927
“It’s a fraud and honestly I’m just shocked anyone can’t see it for what it is.”
— Jamie Dimon
$4,161
“Bitcoin is not real money... it's speculation.”
— Vítor Constâncio
$3,686
“5 Reasons Bitcoin Won't Survive”
— Jesse Cohen
$10,337
“I just don't believe in this bitcoin thing.”
— Prince Alwaleed
$5,914
“Bitcoin is a pure Ponzi. Its a pyramid.”
— Peter Schiff
$26,838
“Bitcoin ain't money”
— Peter Schiff
$4,350
“Bitcoin is noxious poison”
— Charlie Munger
$9,875
“Bitcoin is bovine excrement.”
— Nicholas Weaver
$3,970
“”
— Jamie Dimon
$17,673
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