Ben Kritz
Journalist
Media
1quote
1poster
1 wrong call across 1 years of denial. 1 framed for posterity. No signs of stopping.
The Greatest Misses
They Weren't the Only Ones Wrong
“Bitcoin can collapse completely.”
— Agustín Carstens
$34,261
“Remember, Bitcoin is a meme coin.”
— Peter Schiff
$102,052
“Bitcoin is bovine excrement.”
— Nicholas Weaver
$3,970
“”
— Jordan Belfort
$6,177
“In my life, I try and avoid things that are stupid and evil and make me look bad in comparison to somebody else – and bitcoin does all three”
— Charlie Munger
$37,649
“Bitcoin: 10 Years Of Smoke And Mirrors”
— Karen Webster
$6,591
“I don’t know where it will end or how it will end, but it will end. And when it ends, it will be ugly because there will be nothing there.”
— Stephen Isaacs
$55,685
“I said honestly, I know very little about it, and I’m totally confused.”
— Jack Ma
$11,250
“Bitcoin is noxious poison”
— Charlie Munger
$9,875
“All we know is Bitcoin is not an efficient means of payment. Don’t bank on it.”
— Taavet Hinrikus
$118,347
“Bitcoin is “fool’s gold and anybody buying it is ultimately a fool”
— Peter Schiff
$65,992
“For those who had assumed that it might turn into a currency -- terribly sorry, but this is an asset and it’s a highly speculative asset which has conducted some funny business and some interesting and totally reprehensible money-laundering activity.”
— Christine Lagarde
$37,386
“Bitcoin can collapse completely.”
— Agustín Carstens
$34,261
“Remember, Bitcoin is a meme coin.”
— Peter Schiff
$102,052
“Bitcoin is bovine excrement.”
— Nicholas Weaver
$3,970
“”
— Jordan Belfort
$6,177
“In my life, I try and avoid things that are stupid and evil and make me look bad in comparison to somebody else – and bitcoin does all three”
— Charlie Munger
$37,649
“Bitcoin: 10 Years Of Smoke And Mirrors”
— Karen Webster
$6,591
“I don’t know where it will end or how it will end, but it will end. And when it ends, it will be ugly because there will be nothing there.”
— Stephen Isaacs
$55,685
“I said honestly, I know very little about it, and I’m totally confused.”
— Jack Ma
$11,250
“Bitcoin is noxious poison”
— Charlie Munger
$9,875
“All we know is Bitcoin is not an efficient means of payment. Don’t bank on it.”
— Taavet Hinrikus
$118,347
“Bitcoin is “fool’s gold and anybody buying it is ultimately a fool”
— Peter Schiff
$65,992
“For those who had assumed that it might turn into a currency -- terribly sorry, but this is an asset and it’s a highly speculative asset which has conducted some funny business and some interesting and totally reprehensible money-laundering activity.”
— Christine Lagarde
$37,386
“Bitcoin can collapse completely.”
— Agustín Carstens
$34,261
“Remember, Bitcoin is a meme coin.”
— Peter Schiff
$102,052
“Bitcoin is bovine excrement.”
— Nicholas Weaver
$3,970
“”
— Jordan Belfort
$6,177
“In my life, I try and avoid things that are stupid and evil and make me look bad in comparison to somebody else – and bitcoin does all three”
— Charlie Munger
$37,649
“Bitcoin: 10 Years Of Smoke And Mirrors”
— Karen Webster
$6,591
“I don’t know where it will end or how it will end, but it will end. And when it ends, it will be ugly because there will be nothing there.”
— Stephen Isaacs
$55,685
“I said honestly, I know very little about it, and I’m totally confused.”
— Jack Ma
$11,250
“Bitcoin is noxious poison”
— Charlie Munger
$9,875
“All we know is Bitcoin is not an efficient means of payment. Don’t bank on it.”
— Taavet Hinrikus
$118,347
“Bitcoin is “fool’s gold and anybody buying it is ultimately a fool”
— Peter Schiff
$65,992
“For those who had assumed that it might turn into a currency -- terribly sorry, but this is an asset and it’s a highly speculative asset which has conducted some funny business and some interesting and totally reprehensible money-laundering activity.”
— Christine Lagarde
$37,386
“Bitcoin can collapse completely.”
— Agustín Carstens
$34,261
“Remember, Bitcoin is a meme coin.”
— Peter Schiff
$102,052
“Bitcoin is bovine excrement.”
— Nicholas Weaver
$3,970
“”
— Jordan Belfort
$6,177
“In my life, I try and avoid things that are stupid and evil and make me look bad in comparison to somebody else – and bitcoin does all three”
— Charlie Munger
$37,649
“Bitcoin: 10 Years Of Smoke And Mirrors”
— Karen Webster
$6,591
“I don’t know where it will end or how it will end, but it will end. And when it ends, it will be ugly because there will be nothing there.”
— Stephen Isaacs
$55,685
“I said honestly, I know very little about it, and I’m totally confused.”
— Jack Ma
$11,250
“Bitcoin is noxious poison”
— Charlie Munger
$9,875
“All we know is Bitcoin is not an efficient means of payment. Don’t bank on it.”
— Taavet Hinrikus
$118,347
“Bitcoin is “fool’s gold and anybody buying it is ultimately a fool”
— Peter Schiff
$65,992
“For those who had assumed that it might turn into a currency -- terribly sorry, but this is an asset and it’s a highly speculative asset which has conducted some funny business and some interesting and totally reprehensible money-laundering activity.”
— Christine Lagarde
$37,386
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