“Rather have bananas than bitcoin. I could eat bananas — crypto, not so much.”
$8,205·
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“Bitcoin is bovine excrement.”
— Nicholas Weaver
$3,970
“#Bitcoin, crypto, and blockchain will likely go down as the biggest example of popular delusions and the madness of crowds in world history.”
— Peter Schiff
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“Bitcoin is akin to a 'pet rock' because it 'does nothing”
— Jamie Dimon
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““Stay away from Bitcoin. It's a mirage.””
— Warren Buffett
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“If we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why don’t we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?”
— Lesetja Kganyago
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“You’d Have to Be Insane to Introduce Bitcoin into an Environment that’s Already Corrupt”
— Steve Hanke
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“I’d say Bitcoin is doomed in the medium-term future. Farrell is right: it can be a bit of a curiosity, but if it ever enjoys wider success, that very success will kill it.”
— Kevin Drum
$311
“I don’t know where it will end or how it will end, but it will end. And when it ends, it will be ugly because there will be nothing there.”
— Stephen Isaacs
$55,685
“Bitcoin has no unique value at all. It doesn't produce anything. You can stare at it all day and no little Bitcoins come out or anything like that. It's a delusion, basically.”
— Warren Buffett
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“I am not a fan of Bitcoin and other Cryptocurrencies, which are not money, and whose value is highly volatile and based on thin air.”
— Donald Trump
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“It's an asset that's crazy.”
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
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“Bitcoin is a fraud.”
— Jordan Belfort
$4,161
“Bitcoin is bovine excrement.”
— Nicholas Weaver
$3,970
“#Bitcoin, crypto, and blockchain will likely go down as the biggest example of popular delusions and the madness of crowds in world history.”
— Peter Schiff
$81,483
“Bitcoin is akin to a 'pet rock' because it 'does nothing”
— Jamie Dimon
$42,699
““Stay away from Bitcoin. It's a mirage.””
— Warren Buffett
$629
“If we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why don’t we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?”
— Lesetja Kganyago
$105,559
“You’d Have to Be Insane to Introduce Bitcoin into an Environment that’s Already Corrupt”
— Steve Hanke
$45,597
“I’d say Bitcoin is doomed in the medium-term future. Farrell is right: it can be a bit of a curiosity, but if it ever enjoys wider success, that very success will kill it.”
— Kevin Drum
$311
“I don’t know where it will end or how it will end, but it will end. And when it ends, it will be ugly because there will be nothing there.”
— Stephen Isaacs
$55,685
“Bitcoin has no unique value at all. It doesn't produce anything. You can stare at it all day and no little Bitcoins come out or anything like that. It's a delusion, basically.”
— Warren Buffett
$3,826
“I am not a fan of Bitcoin and other Cryptocurrencies, which are not money, and whose value is highly volatile and based on thin air.”
— Donald Trump
$11,350
“It's an asset that's crazy.”
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
$30,838
“Bitcoin is a fraud.”
— Jordan Belfort
$4,161
“Bitcoin is bovine excrement.”
— Nicholas Weaver
$3,970
“#Bitcoin, crypto, and blockchain will likely go down as the biggest example of popular delusions and the madness of crowds in world history.”
— Peter Schiff
$81,483
“Bitcoin is akin to a 'pet rock' because it 'does nothing”
— Jamie Dimon
$42,699
““Stay away from Bitcoin. It's a mirage.””
— Warren Buffett
$629
“If we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why don’t we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?”
— Lesetja Kganyago
$105,559
“You’d Have to Be Insane to Introduce Bitcoin into an Environment that’s Already Corrupt”
— Steve Hanke
$45,597
“I’d say Bitcoin is doomed in the medium-term future. Farrell is right: it can be a bit of a curiosity, but if it ever enjoys wider success, that very success will kill it.”
— Kevin Drum
$311
“I don’t know where it will end or how it will end, but it will end. And when it ends, it will be ugly because there will be nothing there.”
— Stephen Isaacs
$55,685
“Bitcoin has no unique value at all. It doesn't produce anything. You can stare at it all day and no little Bitcoins come out or anything like that. It's a delusion, basically.”
— Warren Buffett
$3,826
“I am not a fan of Bitcoin and other Cryptocurrencies, which are not money, and whose value is highly volatile and based on thin air.”
— Donald Trump
$11,350
“It's an asset that's crazy.”
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
$30,838
“Bitcoin is a fraud.”
— Jordan Belfort
$4,161
“Bitcoin is bovine excrement.”
— Nicholas Weaver
$3,970
“#Bitcoin, crypto, and blockchain will likely go down as the biggest example of popular delusions and the madness of crowds in world history.”
— Peter Schiff
$81,483
“Bitcoin is akin to a 'pet rock' because it 'does nothing”
— Jamie Dimon
$42,699
““Stay away from Bitcoin. It's a mirage.””
— Warren Buffett
$629
“If we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why don’t we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?”
— Lesetja Kganyago
$105,559
“You’d Have to Be Insane to Introduce Bitcoin into an Environment that’s Already Corrupt”
— Steve Hanke
$45,597
“I’d say Bitcoin is doomed in the medium-term future. Farrell is right: it can be a bit of a curiosity, but if it ever enjoys wider success, that very success will kill it.”
— Kevin Drum
$311
“I don’t know where it will end or how it will end, but it will end. And when it ends, it will be ugly because there will be nothing there.”
— Stephen Isaacs
$55,685
“Bitcoin has no unique value at all. It doesn't produce anything. You can stare at it all day and no little Bitcoins come out or anything like that. It's a delusion, basically.”
— Warren Buffett
$3,826
“I am not a fan of Bitcoin and other Cryptocurrencies, which are not money, and whose value is highly volatile and based on thin air.”
— Donald Trump
$11,350
“It's an asset that's crazy.”
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
$30,838
“Bitcoin is a fraud.”
— Jordan Belfort
$4,161
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