
Charlie Munger
Late Vice Chairman of Berkshire Hathaway
Entrepreneur
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“Bitcoin is a pure Ponzi. Its a pyramid.”
— Peter Schiff
$26,838

“If we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why don’t we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?”
— Lesetja Kganyago
$105,559

“Reserve assets must be secure, liquid and transparent. Bitcoin is none of these things.”
— Dr Joachim Nagel
$101,413

“Stay away from bitcoin — it’s complete garbage.”
— Brett Arends
$2,340

“Bitcoin is (Nearly) Dead”
— Joe Carter
$662

“Bitcoin: The Emperor’s New Clothes”
— Keith Parkins
$382

“I’d say Bitcoin is doomed in the medium-term future. Farrell is right: it can be a bit of a curiosity, but if it ever enjoys wider success, that very success will kill it.”
— Kevin Drum
$311

“If I write about the inevitable obsolescence of Bitcoin, I'll have to lock my account again, won't I.”
— Frances Coppola
$47,538

“In my life, I try and avoid things that are stupid and evil and make me look bad in comparison to somebody else – and bitcoin does all three”
— Charlie Munger
$37,649

“Mining (they even borrowed the word!) bitcoins is pointless busywork that produces nothing of real value.”
— Avery Pennarun
$4

“There is no value in bitcoin, you can’t use it as money, it’s too slow, too expensive and too vulnerable.”
— Peter Schiff
$14,550

“Bitcoin is bovine excrement.”
— Nicholas Weaver
$3,970

“Bitcoin is a pure Ponzi. Its a pyramid.”
— Peter Schiff
$26,838

“If we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why don’t we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?”
— Lesetja Kganyago
$105,559

“Reserve assets must be secure, liquid and transparent. Bitcoin is none of these things.”
— Dr Joachim Nagel
$101,413

“Stay away from bitcoin — it’s complete garbage.”
— Brett Arends
$2,340

“Bitcoin is (Nearly) Dead”
— Joe Carter
$662

“Bitcoin: The Emperor’s New Clothes”
— Keith Parkins
$382

“I’d say Bitcoin is doomed in the medium-term future. Farrell is right: it can be a bit of a curiosity, but if it ever enjoys wider success, that very success will kill it.”
— Kevin Drum
$311

“If I write about the inevitable obsolescence of Bitcoin, I'll have to lock my account again, won't I.”
— Frances Coppola
$47,538

“In my life, I try and avoid things that are stupid and evil and make me look bad in comparison to somebody else – and bitcoin does all three”
— Charlie Munger
$37,649

“Mining (they even borrowed the word!) bitcoins is pointless busywork that produces nothing of real value.”
— Avery Pennarun
$4

“There is no value in bitcoin, you can’t use it as money, it’s too slow, too expensive and too vulnerable.”
— Peter Schiff
$14,550

“Bitcoin is bovine excrement.”
— Nicholas Weaver
$3,970

“Bitcoin is a pure Ponzi. Its a pyramid.”
— Peter Schiff
$26,838

“If we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why don’t we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?”
— Lesetja Kganyago
$105,559

“Reserve assets must be secure, liquid and transparent. Bitcoin is none of these things.”
— Dr Joachim Nagel
$101,413

“Stay away from bitcoin — it’s complete garbage.”
— Brett Arends
$2,340

“Bitcoin is (Nearly) Dead”
— Joe Carter
$662

“Bitcoin: The Emperor’s New Clothes”
— Keith Parkins
$382

“I’d say Bitcoin is doomed in the medium-term future. Farrell is right: it can be a bit of a curiosity, but if it ever enjoys wider success, that very success will kill it.”
— Kevin Drum
$311

“If I write about the inevitable obsolescence of Bitcoin, I'll have to lock my account again, won't I.”
— Frances Coppola
$47,538

“In my life, I try and avoid things that are stupid and evil and make me look bad in comparison to somebody else – and bitcoin does all three”
— Charlie Munger
$37,649

“Mining (they even borrowed the word!) bitcoins is pointless busywork that produces nothing of real value.”
— Avery Pennarun
$4

“There is no value in bitcoin, you can’t use it as money, it’s too slow, too expensive and too vulnerable.”
— Peter Schiff
$14,550

“Bitcoin is bovine excrement.”
— Nicholas Weaver
$3,970

“Bitcoin is a pure Ponzi. Its a pyramid.”
— Peter Schiff
$26,838

“If we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why don’t we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?”
— Lesetja Kganyago
$105,559

“Reserve assets must be secure, liquid and transparent. Bitcoin is none of these things.”
— Dr Joachim Nagel
$101,413

“Stay away from bitcoin — it’s complete garbage.”
— Brett Arends
$2,340

“Bitcoin is (Nearly) Dead”
— Joe Carter
$662

“Bitcoin: The Emperor’s New Clothes”
— Keith Parkins
$382

“I’d say Bitcoin is doomed in the medium-term future. Farrell is right: it can be a bit of a curiosity, but if it ever enjoys wider success, that very success will kill it.”
— Kevin Drum
$311

“If I write about the inevitable obsolescence of Bitcoin, I'll have to lock my account again, won't I.”
— Frances Coppola
$47,538

“In my life, I try and avoid things that are stupid and evil and make me look bad in comparison to somebody else – and bitcoin does all three”
— Charlie Munger
$37,649

“Mining (they even borrowed the word!) bitcoins is pointless busywork that produces nothing of real value.”
— Avery Pennarun
$4

“There is no value in bitcoin, you can’t use it as money, it’s too slow, too expensive and too vulnerable.”
— Peter Schiff
$14,550

“Bitcoin is bovine excrement.”
— Nicholas Weaver
$3,970
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