“So it turns out that Bitcoin is just another bubble asset that blows up when the Fed gets serious about hiking interest rates. Zero store of value function. Zero diversification benefit. Zero yield. Sayonara Bitcoin...”
$24,760·
1 wrong call across 1 years of denial. 1 framed for posterity. No signs of stopping.
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— Neel Kashkari
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“Mr. Bitcoin is about to go down big.”
— Jim Cramer
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— Peter Schiff
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— Mark Cuban
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— Charlie Munger
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“(...) Therefore Bitcoin must collapse.”
— Kevin Dowd
$338
“Cryptocurrencies play almost no role in economic transactions other than speculation in crypto markets themselves. And if your answer is ‘give it time,’ you should bear in mind that bitcoin has been around since 2009, which makes it ancient by tech standards; Apple introduced the iPad in 2010.”
— Paul Krugman
$30,416
“Bitcoin is a scam that will only end in tears.”
— Alex Brummer
$47,740
“Bitcoin is not real money... it's speculation.”
— Vítor Constâncio
$3,686
“get out if you don't wanna loose all your money”
— Jordan Belfort
$6,177
“Just replace the word Bitcoin with Beanie Babies. Should the Fed buy Beanie Babies because they were a fad for a while?”
— Neel Kashkari
$67,824
“Mr. Bitcoin is about to go down big.”
— Jim Cramer
$26,872
“Remember, Bitcoin is a meme coin.”
— Peter Schiff
$102,052
“Rather have bananas than bitcoin. I could eat bananas — crypto, not so much.”
— Mark Cuban
$8,205
“Bitcoin is Evil.”
— Paul Krugman
$728
“I regard the bitcoin craze as totally asinine.”
— Charlie Munger
$9,875
“Sometime I call it crypto crapo, sometime I call it cryp sh*t. It's just ridiculous than anybody would buy it.”
— Charlie Munger
$24,331
“(...) Therefore Bitcoin must collapse.”
— Kevin Dowd
$338
“Cryptocurrencies play almost no role in economic transactions other than speculation in crypto markets themselves. And if your answer is ‘give it time,’ you should bear in mind that bitcoin has been around since 2009, which makes it ancient by tech standards; Apple introduced the iPad in 2010.”
— Paul Krugman
$30,416
“Bitcoin is a scam that will only end in tears.”
— Alex Brummer
$47,740
“Bitcoin is not real money... it's speculation.”
— Vítor Constâncio
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“get out if you don't wanna loose all your money”
— Jordan Belfort
$6,177
“Just replace the word Bitcoin with Beanie Babies. Should the Fed buy Beanie Babies because they were a fad for a while?”
— Neel Kashkari
$67,824
“Mr. Bitcoin is about to go down big.”
— Jim Cramer
$26,872
“Remember, Bitcoin is a meme coin.”
— Peter Schiff
$102,052
“Rather have bananas than bitcoin. I could eat bananas — crypto, not so much.”
— Mark Cuban
$8,205
“Bitcoin is Evil.”
— Paul Krugman
$728
“I regard the bitcoin craze as totally asinine.”
— Charlie Munger
$9,875
“Sometime I call it crypto crapo, sometime I call it cryp sh*t. It's just ridiculous than anybody would buy it.”
— Charlie Munger
$24,331
“(...) Therefore Bitcoin must collapse.”
— Kevin Dowd
$338
“Cryptocurrencies play almost no role in economic transactions other than speculation in crypto markets themselves. And if your answer is ‘give it time,’ you should bear in mind that bitcoin has been around since 2009, which makes it ancient by tech standards; Apple introduced the iPad in 2010.”
— Paul Krugman
$30,416
“Bitcoin is a scam that will only end in tears.”
— Alex Brummer
$47,740
“Bitcoin is not real money... it's speculation.”
— Vítor Constâncio
$3,686
“get out if you don't wanna loose all your money”
— Jordan Belfort
$6,177
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