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“Bitcoin: 10 Years Of Smoke And Mirrors”
— Karen Webster
$6,591

“If we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why don’t we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?”
— Lesetja Kganyago
$105,559

“Mr. Bitcoin is about to go down big.”
— Jim Cramer
$26,872

“It’s a fraud and honestly I’m just shocked anyone can’t see it for what it is.”
— Jamie Dimon
$4,161

“Bitcoin is worthless, artificial gold.”
— Charlie Munger
$9,624

“I agree I would short it if there was an easy way to do it.”
— Bill Gates
$8,451

“Bitcoin can collapse completely.”
— Agustín Carstens
$34,261

“I don’t know where it will end or how it will end, but it will end. And when it ends, it will be ugly because there will be nothing there.”
— Stephen Isaacs
$55,685

“So it turns out that Bitcoin is just another bubble asset that blows up when the Fed gets serious about hiking interest rates. Zero store of value function. Zero diversification benefit. Zero yield. Sayonara Bitcoin...”
— Robin Brooks
$24,760

“Bitcoin is the biggest bubble in human history. It is the mother of all bubbles.”
— Nouriel Roubini
$8,595

“There is no value in bitcoin, you can’t use it as money, it’s too slow, too expensive and too vulnerable.”
— Peter Schiff
$14,550

“A speculative thing. It's a speculative asset that seems to, just like behave, you know, like the high-priced real estate in Manhattan, for it attrack the stock market.”
— Nassim Taleb
$30,838

“Bitcoin: 10 Years Of Smoke And Mirrors”
— Karen Webster
$6,591

“If we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why don’t we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?”
— Lesetja Kganyago
$105,559

“Mr. Bitcoin is about to go down big.”
— Jim Cramer
$26,872

“It’s a fraud and honestly I’m just shocked anyone can’t see it for what it is.”
— Jamie Dimon
$4,161

“Bitcoin is worthless, artificial gold.”
— Charlie Munger
$9,624

“I agree I would short it if there was an easy way to do it.”
— Bill Gates
$8,451

“Bitcoin can collapse completely.”
— Agustín Carstens
$34,261

“I don’t know where it will end or how it will end, but it will end. And when it ends, it will be ugly because there will be nothing there.”
— Stephen Isaacs
$55,685

“So it turns out that Bitcoin is just another bubble asset that blows up when the Fed gets serious about hiking interest rates. Zero store of value function. Zero diversification benefit. Zero yield. Sayonara Bitcoin...”
— Robin Brooks
$24,760

“Bitcoin is the biggest bubble in human history. It is the mother of all bubbles.”
— Nouriel Roubini
$8,595

“There is no value in bitcoin, you can’t use it as money, it’s too slow, too expensive and too vulnerable.”
— Peter Schiff
$14,550

“A speculative thing. It's a speculative asset that seems to, just like behave, you know, like the high-priced real estate in Manhattan, for it attrack the stock market.”
— Nassim Taleb
$30,838

“Bitcoin: 10 Years Of Smoke And Mirrors”
— Karen Webster
$6,591

“If we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why don’t we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?”
— Lesetja Kganyago
$105,559

“Mr. Bitcoin is about to go down big.”
— Jim Cramer
$26,872

“It’s a fraud and honestly I’m just shocked anyone can’t see it for what it is.”
— Jamie Dimon
$4,161

“Bitcoin is worthless, artificial gold.”
— Charlie Munger
$9,624

“I agree I would short it if there was an easy way to do it.”
— Bill Gates
$8,451

“Bitcoin can collapse completely.”
— Agustín Carstens
$34,261

“I don’t know where it will end or how it will end, but it will end. And when it ends, it will be ugly because there will be nothing there.”
— Stephen Isaacs
$55,685

“So it turns out that Bitcoin is just another bubble asset that blows up when the Fed gets serious about hiking interest rates. Zero store of value function. Zero diversification benefit. Zero yield. Sayonara Bitcoin...”
— Robin Brooks
$24,760

“Bitcoin is the biggest bubble in human history. It is the mother of all bubbles.”
— Nouriel Roubini
$8,595

“There is no value in bitcoin, you can’t use it as money, it’s too slow, too expensive and too vulnerable.”
— Peter Schiff
$14,550

“A speculative thing. It's a speculative asset that seems to, just like behave, you know, like the high-priced real estate in Manhattan, for it attrack the stock market.”
— Nassim Taleb
$30,838

“Bitcoin: 10 Years Of Smoke And Mirrors”
— Karen Webster
$6,591

“If we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why don’t we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?”
— Lesetja Kganyago
$105,559

“Mr. Bitcoin is about to go down big.”
— Jim Cramer
$26,872

“It’s a fraud and honestly I’m just shocked anyone can’t see it for what it is.”
— Jamie Dimon
$4,161

“Bitcoin is worthless, artificial gold.”
— Charlie Munger
$9,624

“I agree I would short it if there was an easy way to do it.”
— Bill Gates
$8,451

“Bitcoin can collapse completely.”
— Agustín Carstens
$34,261

“I don’t know where it will end or how it will end, but it will end. And when it ends, it will be ugly because there will be nothing there.”
— Stephen Isaacs
$55,685

“So it turns out that Bitcoin is just another bubble asset that blows up when the Fed gets serious about hiking interest rates. Zero store of value function. Zero diversification benefit. Zero yield. Sayonara Bitcoin...”
— Robin Brooks
$24,760

“Bitcoin is the biggest bubble in human history. It is the mother of all bubbles.”
— Nouriel Roubini
$8,595

“There is no value in bitcoin, you can’t use it as money, it’s too slow, too expensive and too vulnerable.”
— Peter Schiff
$14,550

“A speculative thing. It's a speculative asset that seems to, just like behave, you know, like the high-priced real estate in Manhattan, for it attrack the stock market.”
— Nassim Taleb
$30,838
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