Bruce Schneier

    Bruce Schneier

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    Karen Webster wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “Bitcoin: 10 Years Of Smoke And Mirrors”

    — Karen Webster

    $6,591

    Lesetja Kganyago wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “If we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why don’t we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?”

    — Lesetja Kganyago

    $105,559

    Jim Cramer wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “Mr. Bitcoin is about to go down big.”

    — Jim Cramer

    $26,872

    Jamie Dimon wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “It’s a fraud and honestly I’m just shocked anyone can’t see it for what it is.”

    — Jamie Dimon

    $4,161

    Charlie Munger wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “Bitcoin is worthless, artificial gold.”

    — Charlie Munger

    $9,624

    Bill Gates wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “I agree I would short it if there was an easy way to do it.”

    — Bill Gates

    $8,451

    Agustín Carstens wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “Bitcoin can collapse completely.”

    — Agustín Carstens

    $34,261

    Stephen Isaacs wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “I don’t know where it will end or how it will end, but it will end. And when it ends, it will be ugly because there will be nothing there.”

    — Stephen Isaacs

    $55,685

    Robin Brooks wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “So it turns out that Bitcoin is just another bubble asset that blows up when the Fed gets serious about hiking interest rates. Zero store of value function. Zero diversification benefit. Zero yield. Sayonara Bitcoin...”

    — Robin Brooks

    $24,760

    Nouriel Roubini wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “Bitcoin is the biggest bubble in human history. It is the mother of all bubbles.”

    — Nouriel Roubini

    $8,595

    Peter Schiff wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “There is no value in bitcoin, you can’t use it as money, it’s too slow, too expensive and too vulnerable.”

    — Peter Schiff

    $14,550

    Nassim Taleb wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “A speculative thing. It's a speculative asset that seems to, just like behave, you know, like the high-priced real estate in Manhattan, for it attrack the stock market.”

    — Nassim Taleb

    $30,838

    Karen Webster wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “Bitcoin: 10 Years Of Smoke And Mirrors”

    — Karen Webster

    $6,591

    Lesetja Kganyago wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “If we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why don’t we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?”

    — Lesetja Kganyago

    $105,559

    Jim Cramer wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “Mr. Bitcoin is about to go down big.”

    — Jim Cramer

    $26,872

    Jamie Dimon wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “It’s a fraud and honestly I’m just shocked anyone can’t see it for what it is.”

    — Jamie Dimon

    $4,161

    Charlie Munger wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “Bitcoin is worthless, artificial gold.”

    — Charlie Munger

    $9,624

    Bill Gates wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “I agree I would short it if there was an easy way to do it.”

    — Bill Gates

    $8,451

    Agustín Carstens wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “Bitcoin can collapse completely.”

    — Agustín Carstens

    $34,261

    Stephen Isaacs wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “I don’t know where it will end or how it will end, but it will end. And when it ends, it will be ugly because there will be nothing there.”

    — Stephen Isaacs

    $55,685

    Robin Brooks wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “So it turns out that Bitcoin is just another bubble asset that blows up when the Fed gets serious about hiking interest rates. Zero store of value function. Zero diversification benefit. Zero yield. Sayonara Bitcoin...”

    — Robin Brooks

    $24,760

    Nouriel Roubini wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “Bitcoin is the biggest bubble in human history. It is the mother of all bubbles.”

    — Nouriel Roubini

    $8,595

    Peter Schiff wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “There is no value in bitcoin, you can’t use it as money, it’s too slow, too expensive and too vulnerable.”

    — Peter Schiff

    $14,550

    Nassim Taleb wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “A speculative thing. It's a speculative asset that seems to, just like behave, you know, like the high-priced real estate in Manhattan, for it attrack the stock market.”

    — Nassim Taleb

    $30,838

    Karen Webster wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “Bitcoin: 10 Years Of Smoke And Mirrors”

    — Karen Webster

    $6,591

    Lesetja Kganyago wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “If we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why don’t we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?”

    — Lesetja Kganyago

    $105,559

    Jim Cramer wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “Mr. Bitcoin is about to go down big.”

    — Jim Cramer

    $26,872

    Jamie Dimon wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “It’s a fraud and honestly I’m just shocked anyone can’t see it for what it is.”

    — Jamie Dimon

    $4,161

    Charlie Munger wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “Bitcoin is worthless, artificial gold.”

    — Charlie Munger

    $9,624

    Bill Gates wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “I agree I would short it if there was an easy way to do it.”

    — Bill Gates

    $8,451

    Agustín Carstens wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “Bitcoin can collapse completely.”

    — Agustín Carstens

    $34,261

    Stephen Isaacs wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “I don’t know where it will end or how it will end, but it will end. And when it ends, it will be ugly because there will be nothing there.”

    — Stephen Isaacs

    $55,685

    Robin Brooks wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “So it turns out that Bitcoin is just another bubble asset that blows up when the Fed gets serious about hiking interest rates. Zero store of value function. Zero diversification benefit. Zero yield. Sayonara Bitcoin...”

    — Robin Brooks

    $24,760

    Nouriel Roubini wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “Bitcoin is the biggest bubble in human history. It is the mother of all bubbles.”

    — Nouriel Roubini

    $8,595

    Peter Schiff wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “There is no value in bitcoin, you can’t use it as money, it’s too slow, too expensive and too vulnerable.”

    — Peter Schiff

    $14,550

    Nassim Taleb wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “A speculative thing. It's a speculative asset that seems to, just like behave, you know, like the high-priced real estate in Manhattan, for it attrack the stock market.”

    — Nassim Taleb

    $30,838

    Karen Webster wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “Bitcoin: 10 Years Of Smoke And Mirrors”

    — Karen Webster

    $6,591

    Lesetja Kganyago wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “If we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why don’t we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?”

    — Lesetja Kganyago

    $105,559

    Jim Cramer wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “Mr. Bitcoin is about to go down big.”

    — Jim Cramer

    $26,872

    Jamie Dimon wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “It’s a fraud and honestly I’m just shocked anyone can’t see it for what it is.”

    — Jamie Dimon

    $4,161

    Charlie Munger wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “Bitcoin is worthless, artificial gold.”

    — Charlie Munger

    $9,624

    Bill Gates wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “I agree I would short it if there was an easy way to do it.”

    — Bill Gates

    $8,451

    Agustín Carstens wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “Bitcoin can collapse completely.”

    — Agustín Carstens

    $34,261

    Stephen Isaacs wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “I don’t know where it will end or how it will end, but it will end. And when it ends, it will be ugly because there will be nothing there.”

    — Stephen Isaacs

    $55,685

    Robin Brooks wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “So it turns out that Bitcoin is just another bubble asset that blows up when the Fed gets serious about hiking interest rates. Zero store of value function. Zero diversification benefit. Zero yield. Sayonara Bitcoin...”

    — Robin Brooks

    $24,760

    Nouriel Roubini wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “Bitcoin is the biggest bubble in human history. It is the mother of all bubbles.”

    — Nouriel Roubini

    $8,595

    Peter Schiff wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “There is no value in bitcoin, you can’t use it as money, it’s too slow, too expensive and too vulnerable.”

    — Peter Schiff

    $14,550

    Nassim Taleb wrong Bitcoin prediction poster

    “A speculative thing. It's a speculative asset that seems to, just like behave, you know, like the high-priced real estate in Manhattan, for it attrack the stock market.”

    — Nassim Taleb

    $30,838

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