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βBitcoin is nothing.β
β Andy Kessler
$33,120
βBitcoin is deadβ
β Pascal Bouvier
$238
βBitcoin is dead as predicted - Don't get stucked inβ
β Kevin George
$20,800
βBitcoin has no intrinsic value but I applaud your ability to want to buy or sell it, just like I think you have the right to smoke.β
β Jamie Dimon
$94,575
ββStay away from Bitcoin. It's a mirage.ββ
β Warren Buffett
$629
β#Bitcoin won't be around a decade from now.β
β Peter Schiff
$40,094
βGetting poorer with Bitcoinβ
β Dave Harper
$5,673
βBitcoin is a public, decentralized ponzi schemeβ
β Jamie Dimon
$61,322
β#Bitcoin is the #BeanieBabies of the modern era. Good luck!β
β James Woods
$15,379
βThe Bitcoin Bubble Has Burstβ
β Robert Nielsen
$83
βThis is a speculative frenzy. Right now, this is a bubble. It's a cult. When you're in it, obviously you need more people to believe in it, because the price can only go up if other people buy in. In that sense it's a natural Ponzi scheme β a lot of it is just plain greed.β
β Peter Schiff
$4,350
βThe Bitcoin Skeptic: BTC Value Will Crash 99% for the Same Reason Tumblrβs Just Didβ
β Lawrence Meyers
$48,357
βBitcoin is nothing.β
β Andy Kessler
$33,120
βBitcoin is deadβ
β Pascal Bouvier
$238
βBitcoin is dead as predicted - Don't get stucked inβ
β Kevin George
$20,800
βBitcoin has no intrinsic value but I applaud your ability to want to buy or sell it, just like I think you have the right to smoke.β
β Jamie Dimon
$94,575
ββStay away from Bitcoin. It's a mirage.ββ
β Warren Buffett
$629
β#Bitcoin won't be around a decade from now.β
β Peter Schiff
$40,094
βGetting poorer with Bitcoinβ
β Dave Harper
$5,673
βBitcoin is a public, decentralized ponzi schemeβ
β Jamie Dimon
$61,322
β#Bitcoin is the #BeanieBabies of the modern era. Good luck!β
β James Woods
$15,379
βThe Bitcoin Bubble Has Burstβ
β Robert Nielsen
$83
βThis is a speculative frenzy. Right now, this is a bubble. It's a cult. When you're in it, obviously you need more people to believe in it, because the price can only go up if other people buy in. In that sense it's a natural Ponzi scheme β a lot of it is just plain greed.β
β Peter Schiff
$4,350
βThe Bitcoin Skeptic: BTC Value Will Crash 99% for the Same Reason Tumblrβs Just Didβ
β Lawrence Meyers
$48,357
βBitcoin is nothing.β
β Andy Kessler
$33,120
βBitcoin is deadβ
β Pascal Bouvier
$238
βBitcoin is dead as predicted - Don't get stucked inβ
β Kevin George
$20,800
βBitcoin has no intrinsic value but I applaud your ability to want to buy or sell it, just like I think you have the right to smoke.β
β Jamie Dimon
$94,575
ββStay away from Bitcoin. It's a mirage.ββ
β Warren Buffett
$629
β#Bitcoin won't be around a decade from now.β
β Peter Schiff
$40,094
βGetting poorer with Bitcoinβ
β Dave Harper
$5,673
βBitcoin is a public, decentralized ponzi schemeβ
β Jamie Dimon
$61,322
β#Bitcoin is the #BeanieBabies of the modern era. Good luck!β
β James Woods
$15,379
βThe Bitcoin Bubble Has Burstβ
β Robert Nielsen
$83
βThis is a speculative frenzy. Right now, this is a bubble. It's a cult. When you're in it, obviously you need more people to believe in it, because the price can only go up if other people buy in. In that sense it's a natural Ponzi scheme β a lot of it is just plain greed.β
β Peter Schiff
$4,350
βThe Bitcoin Skeptic: BTC Value Will Crash 99% for the Same Reason Tumblrβs Just Didβ
β Lawrence Meyers
$48,357
βBitcoin is nothing.β
β Andy Kessler
$33,120
βBitcoin is deadβ
β Pascal Bouvier
$238
βBitcoin is dead as predicted - Don't get stucked inβ
β Kevin George
$20,800
βBitcoin has no intrinsic value but I applaud your ability to want to buy or sell it, just like I think you have the right to smoke.β
β Jamie Dimon
$94,575
ββStay away from Bitcoin. It's a mirage.ββ
β Warren Buffett
$629
β#Bitcoin won't be around a decade from now.β
β Peter Schiff
$40,094
βGetting poorer with Bitcoinβ
β Dave Harper
$5,673
βBitcoin is a public, decentralized ponzi schemeβ
β Jamie Dimon
$61,322
β#Bitcoin is the #BeanieBabies of the modern era. Good luck!β
β James Woods
$15,379
βThe Bitcoin Bubble Has Burstβ
β Robert Nielsen
$83
βThis is a speculative frenzy. Right now, this is a bubble. It's a cult. When you're in it, obviously you need more people to believe in it, because the price can only go up if other people buy in. In that sense it's a natural Ponzi scheme β a lot of it is just plain greed.β
β Peter Schiff
$4,350
βThe Bitcoin Skeptic: BTC Value Will Crash 99% for the Same Reason Tumblrβs Just Didβ
β Lawrence Meyers
$48,357
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