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βBitcoin ain't moneyβ
β Peter Schiff
$4,350

βThis is a speculative frenzy. Right now, this is a bubble. It's a cult. When you're in it, obviously you need more people to believe in it, because the price can only go up if other people buy in. In that sense it's a natural Ponzi scheme β a lot of it is just plain greed.β
β Peter Schiff
$4,350

βBitcoin is bovine excrement.β
β Nicholas Weaver
$3,970

βBitcoin is nothing.β
β Andy Kessler
$33,120

βItβs worse than tulip bulbs β¦ it will be the emperor with no clothesβ
β Jamie Dimon
$4,207

βBitcoin isnβt just speculation, it is also a statement of identity.β
β Josh Williams
$35,671

βBitcoin is deadβ
β Pascal Bouvier
$238

βIβd say Bitcoin is doomed in the medium-term future. Farrell is right: it can be a bit of a curiosity, but if it ever enjoys wider success, that very success will kill it.β
β Kevin Drum
$311

βBitcoin looks like it really is a bubble in multiple senses.β
β Paul Krugman
$285

βI just don't believe in this bitcoin thing.β
β Prince Alwaleed
$5,914

βBitcoin's 'hyperbolic bubble is going to go bustβ
β Nouriel Roubini
$23,719

βBitcoin inches closer to extinctionβ
β Ben Kritz
$56,482

βBitcoin ain't moneyβ
β Peter Schiff
$4,350

βThis is a speculative frenzy. Right now, this is a bubble. It's a cult. When you're in it, obviously you need more people to believe in it, because the price can only go up if other people buy in. In that sense it's a natural Ponzi scheme β a lot of it is just plain greed.β
β Peter Schiff
$4,350

βBitcoin is bovine excrement.β
β Nicholas Weaver
$3,970

βBitcoin is nothing.β
β Andy Kessler
$33,120

βItβs worse than tulip bulbs β¦ it will be the emperor with no clothesβ
β Jamie Dimon
$4,207

βBitcoin isnβt just speculation, it is also a statement of identity.β
β Josh Williams
$35,671

βBitcoin is deadβ
β Pascal Bouvier
$238

βIβd say Bitcoin is doomed in the medium-term future. Farrell is right: it can be a bit of a curiosity, but if it ever enjoys wider success, that very success will kill it.β
β Kevin Drum
$311

βBitcoin looks like it really is a bubble in multiple senses.β
β Paul Krugman
$285

βI just don't believe in this bitcoin thing.β
β Prince Alwaleed
$5,914

βBitcoin's 'hyperbolic bubble is going to go bustβ
β Nouriel Roubini
$23,719

βBitcoin inches closer to extinctionβ
β Ben Kritz
$56,482

βBitcoin ain't moneyβ
β Peter Schiff
$4,350

βThis is a speculative frenzy. Right now, this is a bubble. It's a cult. When you're in it, obviously you need more people to believe in it, because the price can only go up if other people buy in. In that sense it's a natural Ponzi scheme β a lot of it is just plain greed.β
β Peter Schiff
$4,350

βBitcoin is bovine excrement.β
β Nicholas Weaver
$3,970

βBitcoin is nothing.β
β Andy Kessler
$33,120

βItβs worse than tulip bulbs β¦ it will be the emperor with no clothesβ
β Jamie Dimon
$4,207

βBitcoin isnβt just speculation, it is also a statement of identity.β
β Josh Williams
$35,671

βBitcoin is deadβ
β Pascal Bouvier
$238

βIβd say Bitcoin is doomed in the medium-term future. Farrell is right: it can be a bit of a curiosity, but if it ever enjoys wider success, that very success will kill it.β
β Kevin Drum
$311

βBitcoin looks like it really is a bubble in multiple senses.β
β Paul Krugman
$285

βI just don't believe in this bitcoin thing.β
β Prince Alwaleed
$5,914

βBitcoin's 'hyperbolic bubble is going to go bustβ
β Nouriel Roubini
$23,719

βBitcoin inches closer to extinctionβ
β Ben Kritz
$56,482

βBitcoin ain't moneyβ
β Peter Schiff
$4,350

βThis is a speculative frenzy. Right now, this is a bubble. It's a cult. When you're in it, obviously you need more people to believe in it, because the price can only go up if other people buy in. In that sense it's a natural Ponzi scheme β a lot of it is just plain greed.β
β Peter Schiff
$4,350

βBitcoin is bovine excrement.β
β Nicholas Weaver
$3,970

βBitcoin is nothing.β
β Andy Kessler
$33,120

βItβs worse than tulip bulbs β¦ it will be the emperor with no clothesβ
β Jamie Dimon
$4,207

βBitcoin isnβt just speculation, it is also a statement of identity.β
β Josh Williams
$35,671

βBitcoin is deadβ
β Pascal Bouvier
$238

βIβd say Bitcoin is doomed in the medium-term future. Farrell is right: it can be a bit of a curiosity, but if it ever enjoys wider success, that very success will kill it.β
β Kevin Drum
$311

βBitcoin looks like it really is a bubble in multiple senses.β
β Paul Krugman
$285

βI just don't believe in this bitcoin thing.β
β Prince Alwaleed
$5,914

βBitcoin's 'hyperbolic bubble is going to go bustβ
β Nouriel Roubini
$23,719

βBitcoin inches closer to extinctionβ
β Ben Kritz
$56,482
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