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The Greatest Misses
They Weren't the Only Ones Wrong
“Bitcoin has no unique value at all. It doesn't produce anything. You can stare at it all day and no little Bitcoins come out or anything like that. It's a delusion, basically.”
— Warren Buffett
$3,826
“Stay away from bitcoin — it’s complete garbage.”
— Brett Arends
$2,340
“I get a kick out of #Bitcoin fanatics who accuse me of secretly owning Bitcoin, but refusing to publicly wear the ribbon. They are just so drunk on the Kool-Aid that they can't accept that I legitimately disagree with their perspective. I just don't see the emperor's new clothes.”
— Peter Schiff
$60,800
“There is no value in bitcoin, you can’t use it as money, it’s too slow, too expensive and too vulnerable.”
— Peter Schiff
$14,550
“There is no value in bitcoin, you can’t use it as money, it’s too slow, too expensive and too vulnerable.”
— Peter Schiff
$14,986
“It’s worse than tulip bulbs. It won’t end well. Someone is going to get killed,”
— Jamie Dimon
$4,207
“Bitcoin is a fraud.”
— Jordan Belfort
$4,161
“Bitcoin is a detector of imbeciles. But it’s not a currency, not a store of value, and not a medium of exchange.”
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
$30,838
“Bitcoin is probably rat poison squared.”
— Warren Buffett
$9,819
“Bitcoin: 10 Years Of Smoke And Mirrors”
— Karen Webster
$6,591
“Bitcoin inches closer to extinction”
— Ben Kritz
$56,482
“Bitcoin is a bubble. I think a lot of people are going to lose a lot of money.”
— Jim Cramer
$13,227
“Bitcoin has no unique value at all. It doesn't produce anything. You can stare at it all day and no little Bitcoins come out or anything like that. It's a delusion, basically.”
— Warren Buffett
$3,826
“Stay away from bitcoin — it’s complete garbage.”
— Brett Arends
$2,340
“I get a kick out of #Bitcoin fanatics who accuse me of secretly owning Bitcoin, but refusing to publicly wear the ribbon. They are just so drunk on the Kool-Aid that they can't accept that I legitimately disagree with their perspective. I just don't see the emperor's new clothes.”
— Peter Schiff
$60,800
“There is no value in bitcoin, you can’t use it as money, it’s too slow, too expensive and too vulnerable.”
— Peter Schiff
$14,550
“There is no value in bitcoin, you can’t use it as money, it’s too slow, too expensive and too vulnerable.”
— Peter Schiff
$14,986
“It’s worse than tulip bulbs. It won’t end well. Someone is going to get killed,”
— Jamie Dimon
$4,207
“Bitcoin is a fraud.”
— Jordan Belfort
$4,161
“Bitcoin is a detector of imbeciles. But it’s not a currency, not a store of value, and not a medium of exchange.”
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
$30,838
“Bitcoin is probably rat poison squared.”
— Warren Buffett
$9,819
“Bitcoin: 10 Years Of Smoke And Mirrors”
— Karen Webster
$6,591
“Bitcoin inches closer to extinction”
— Ben Kritz
$56,482
“Bitcoin is a bubble. I think a lot of people are going to lose a lot of money.”
— Jim Cramer
$13,227
“Bitcoin has no unique value at all. It doesn't produce anything. You can stare at it all day and no little Bitcoins come out or anything like that. It's a delusion, basically.”
— Warren Buffett
$3,826
“Stay away from bitcoin — it’s complete garbage.”
— Brett Arends
$2,340
“I get a kick out of #Bitcoin fanatics who accuse me of secretly owning Bitcoin, but refusing to publicly wear the ribbon. They are just so drunk on the Kool-Aid that they can't accept that I legitimately disagree with their perspective. I just don't see the emperor's new clothes.”
— Peter Schiff
$60,800
“There is no value in bitcoin, you can’t use it as money, it’s too slow, too expensive and too vulnerable.”
— Peter Schiff
$14,550
“There is no value in bitcoin, you can’t use it as money, it’s too slow, too expensive and too vulnerable.”
— Peter Schiff
$14,986
“It’s worse than tulip bulbs. It won’t end well. Someone is going to get killed,”
— Jamie Dimon
$4,207
“Bitcoin is a fraud.”
— Jordan Belfort
$4,161
“Bitcoin is a detector of imbeciles. But it’s not a currency, not a store of value, and not a medium of exchange.”
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
$30,838
“Bitcoin is probably rat poison squared.”
— Warren Buffett
$9,819
“Bitcoin: 10 Years Of Smoke And Mirrors”
— Karen Webster
$6,591
“Bitcoin inches closer to extinction”
— Ben Kritz
$56,482
“Bitcoin is a bubble. I think a lot of people are going to lose a lot of money.”
— Jim Cramer
$13,227
“Bitcoin has no unique value at all. It doesn't produce anything. You can stare at it all day and no little Bitcoins come out or anything like that. It's a delusion, basically.”
— Warren Buffett
$3,826
“Stay away from bitcoin — it’s complete garbage.”
— Brett Arends
$2,340
“I get a kick out of #Bitcoin fanatics who accuse me of secretly owning Bitcoin, but refusing to publicly wear the ribbon. They are just so drunk on the Kool-Aid that they can't accept that I legitimately disagree with their perspective. I just don't see the emperor's new clothes.”
— Peter Schiff
$60,800
“There is no value in bitcoin, you can’t use it as money, it’s too slow, too expensive and too vulnerable.”
— Peter Schiff
$14,550
“There is no value in bitcoin, you can’t use it as money, it’s too slow, too expensive and too vulnerable.”
— Peter Schiff
$14,986
“It’s worse than tulip bulbs. It won’t end well. Someone is going to get killed,”
— Jamie Dimon
$4,207
“Bitcoin is a fraud.”
— Jordan Belfort
$4,161
“Bitcoin is a detector of imbeciles. But it’s not a currency, not a store of value, and not a medium of exchange.”
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
$30,838
“Bitcoin is probably rat poison squared.”
— Warren Buffett
$9,819
“Bitcoin: 10 Years Of Smoke And Mirrors”
— Karen Webster
$6,591
“Bitcoin inches closer to extinction”
— Ben Kritz
$56,482
“Bitcoin is a bubble. I think a lot of people are going to lose a lot of money.”
— Jim Cramer
$13,227
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