1 wrong call across 1 years of denial. 1 framed for posterity. No signs of stopping.
The Greatest Misses
They Weren't the Only Ones Wrong
“Bitcoin is a detector of imbeciles. But it’s not a currency, not a store of value, and not a medium of exchange.”
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
$30,838
“Bitcoin is probably rat poison squared.”
— Warren Buffett
$9,819
“Bitcoin is a highly speculative asset, not a currency. Unreliability, lack of stability, and susceptibility to fraud will continue to plague this cryptocurrency. Don't be tricked, buying Bitcoin is a fool's game.”
— Steve Hanke
$27,271
“There is no value in bitcoin, you can’t use it as money, it’s too slow, too expensive and too vulnerable.”
— Peter Schiff
$14,986
“Bitcoin’s fabulous rise ... will eventually end in tears”
— Richard Harris
$4,161
“It's an asset that's crazy.”
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
$30,838
“I personally think that bitcoin is worthless.”
— Jamie Dimon
$57,490
“You’d Have to Be Insane to Introduce Bitcoin into an Environment that’s Already Corrupt”
— Steve Hanke
$45,597
“One of the signs that Bitcoin is dying is that hardly anyone actually uses the currency.”
— Robert Nielsen
$217
“Bitcoin's 'hyperbolic bubble is going to go bust”
— Nouriel Roubini
$23,719
“Remember, Bitcoin is a meme coin.”
— Peter Schiff
$102,052
“Just replace the word Bitcoin with Beanie Babies. Should the Fed buy Beanie Babies because they were a fad for a while?”
— Neel Kashkari
$67,824
“Bitcoin is a detector of imbeciles. But it’s not a currency, not a store of value, and not a medium of exchange.”
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
$30,838
“Bitcoin is probably rat poison squared.”
— Warren Buffett
$9,819
“Bitcoin is a highly speculative asset, not a currency. Unreliability, lack of stability, and susceptibility to fraud will continue to plague this cryptocurrency. Don't be tricked, buying Bitcoin is a fool's game.”
— Steve Hanke
$27,271
“There is no value in bitcoin, you can’t use it as money, it’s too slow, too expensive and too vulnerable.”
— Peter Schiff
$14,986
“Bitcoin’s fabulous rise ... will eventually end in tears”
— Richard Harris
$4,161
“It's an asset that's crazy.”
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
$30,838
“I personally think that bitcoin is worthless.”
— Jamie Dimon
$57,490
“You’d Have to Be Insane to Introduce Bitcoin into an Environment that’s Already Corrupt”
— Steve Hanke
$45,597
“One of the signs that Bitcoin is dying is that hardly anyone actually uses the currency.”
— Robert Nielsen
$217
“Bitcoin's 'hyperbolic bubble is going to go bust”
— Nouriel Roubini
$23,719
“Remember, Bitcoin is a meme coin.”
— Peter Schiff
$102,052
“Just replace the word Bitcoin with Beanie Babies. Should the Fed buy Beanie Babies because they were a fad for a while?”
— Neel Kashkari
$67,824
“Bitcoin is a detector of imbeciles. But it’s not a currency, not a store of value, and not a medium of exchange.”
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
$30,838
“Bitcoin is probably rat poison squared.”
— Warren Buffett
$9,819
“Bitcoin is a highly speculative asset, not a currency. Unreliability, lack of stability, and susceptibility to fraud will continue to plague this cryptocurrency. Don't be tricked, buying Bitcoin is a fool's game.”
— Steve Hanke
$27,271
“There is no value in bitcoin, you can’t use it as money, it’s too slow, too expensive and too vulnerable.”
— Peter Schiff
$14,986
“Bitcoin’s fabulous rise ... will eventually end in tears”
— Richard Harris
$4,161
“It's an asset that's crazy.”
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
$30,838
“I personally think that bitcoin is worthless.”
— Jamie Dimon
$57,490
“You’d Have to Be Insane to Introduce Bitcoin into an Environment that’s Already Corrupt”
— Steve Hanke
$45,597
“One of the signs that Bitcoin is dying is that hardly anyone actually uses the currency.”
— Robert Nielsen
$217
“Bitcoin's 'hyperbolic bubble is going to go bust”
— Nouriel Roubini
$23,719
“Remember, Bitcoin is a meme coin.”
— Peter Schiff
$102,052
“Just replace the word Bitcoin with Beanie Babies. Should the Fed buy Beanie Babies because they were a fad for a while?”
— Neel Kashkari
$67,824
“Bitcoin is a detector of imbeciles. But it’s not a currency, not a store of value, and not a medium of exchange.”
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
$30,838
“Bitcoin is probably rat poison squared.”
— Warren Buffett
$9,819
“Bitcoin is a highly speculative asset, not a currency. Unreliability, lack of stability, and susceptibility to fraud will continue to plague this cryptocurrency. Don't be tricked, buying Bitcoin is a fool's game.”
— Steve Hanke
$27,271
“There is no value in bitcoin, you can’t use it as money, it’s too slow, too expensive and too vulnerable.”
— Peter Schiff
$14,986
“Bitcoin’s fabulous rise ... will eventually end in tears”
— Richard Harris
$4,161
“It's an asset that's crazy.”
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
$30,838
“I personally think that bitcoin is worthless.”
— Jamie Dimon
$57,490
“You’d Have to Be Insane to Introduce Bitcoin into an Environment that’s Already Corrupt”
— Steve Hanke
$45,597
“One of the signs that Bitcoin is dying is that hardly anyone actually uses the currency.”
— Robert Nielsen
$217
“Bitcoin's 'hyperbolic bubble is going to go bust”
— Nouriel Roubini
$23,719
“Remember, Bitcoin is a meme coin.”
— Peter Schiff
$102,052
“Just replace the word Bitcoin with Beanie Babies. Should the Fed buy Beanie Babies because they were a fad for a while?”
— Neel Kashkari
$67,824
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