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“Bitcoin is a public, decentralized ponzi scheme”
— Jamie Dimon
$61,322

“Bitcoin is “fool’s gold and anybody buying it is ultimately a fool”
— Peter Schiff
$65,992

“In my life, I try and avoid things that are stupid and evil and make me look bad in comparison to somebody else – and bitcoin does all three”
— Charlie Munger
$37,649

“Reserve assets must be secure, liquid and transparent. Bitcoin is none of these things.”
— Dr Joachim Nagel
$101,413

“Bitcoin is a highly speculative asset, not a currency. Unreliability, lack of stability, and susceptibility to fraud will continue to plague this cryptocurrency. Don't be tricked, buying Bitcoin is a fool's game.”
— Steve Hanke
$27,271

“Bitcoin is a highly speculative asset, not a currency. Unreliability, lack of stability, and susceptibility to fraud will continue to plague this cryptocurrency. Don't be tricked, buying Bitcoin is a fool's game.”
— Steve Hanke
$27,271

“Bitcoin has no intrinsic value but I applaud your ability to want to buy or sell it, just like I think you have the right to smoke.”
— Jamie Dimon
$94,575

“Bitcoin has no real value.”
— Jim Cramer
$20,175

“Bitcoin plays into a fantasy of self-sufficient individualism, of protecting your family with your personal AR-15, treating your Covid with an anti-parasite drug or urine and managing your financial affairs with privately created money, untainted by institutions like governments or banks.”
— Paul Krugman
$38,483

“Bitcoin is dead as predicted - Don't get stucked in”
— Kevin George
$20,800

“I personally think that bitcoin is worthless.”
— Jamie Dimon
$57,490

“With Bitcoin, there's no thing that backs it up. It's just belief.”
— Elizabeth Warren
$28,188

“Bitcoin is a public, decentralized ponzi scheme”
— Jamie Dimon
$61,322

“Bitcoin is “fool’s gold and anybody buying it is ultimately a fool”
— Peter Schiff
$65,992

“In my life, I try and avoid things that are stupid and evil and make me look bad in comparison to somebody else – and bitcoin does all three”
— Charlie Munger
$37,649

“Reserve assets must be secure, liquid and transparent. Bitcoin is none of these things.”
— Dr Joachim Nagel
$101,413

“Bitcoin is a highly speculative asset, not a currency. Unreliability, lack of stability, and susceptibility to fraud will continue to plague this cryptocurrency. Don't be tricked, buying Bitcoin is a fool's game.”
— Steve Hanke
$27,271

“Bitcoin is a highly speculative asset, not a currency. Unreliability, lack of stability, and susceptibility to fraud will continue to plague this cryptocurrency. Don't be tricked, buying Bitcoin is a fool's game.”
— Steve Hanke
$27,271

“Bitcoin has no intrinsic value but I applaud your ability to want to buy or sell it, just like I think you have the right to smoke.”
— Jamie Dimon
$94,575

“Bitcoin has no real value.”
— Jim Cramer
$20,175

“Bitcoin plays into a fantasy of self-sufficient individualism, of protecting your family with your personal AR-15, treating your Covid with an anti-parasite drug or urine and managing your financial affairs with privately created money, untainted by institutions like governments or banks.”
— Paul Krugman
$38,483

“Bitcoin is dead as predicted - Don't get stucked in”
— Kevin George
$20,800

“I personally think that bitcoin is worthless.”
— Jamie Dimon
$57,490

“With Bitcoin, there's no thing that backs it up. It's just belief.”
— Elizabeth Warren
$28,188

“Bitcoin is a public, decentralized ponzi scheme”
— Jamie Dimon
$61,322

“Bitcoin is “fool’s gold and anybody buying it is ultimately a fool”
— Peter Schiff
$65,992

“In my life, I try and avoid things that are stupid and evil and make me look bad in comparison to somebody else – and bitcoin does all three”
— Charlie Munger
$37,649

“Reserve assets must be secure, liquid and transparent. Bitcoin is none of these things.”
— Dr Joachim Nagel
$101,413

“Bitcoin is a highly speculative asset, not a currency. Unreliability, lack of stability, and susceptibility to fraud will continue to plague this cryptocurrency. Don't be tricked, buying Bitcoin is a fool's game.”
— Steve Hanke
$27,271

“Bitcoin is a highly speculative asset, not a currency. Unreliability, lack of stability, and susceptibility to fraud will continue to plague this cryptocurrency. Don't be tricked, buying Bitcoin is a fool's game.”
— Steve Hanke
$27,271

“Bitcoin has no intrinsic value but I applaud your ability to want to buy or sell it, just like I think you have the right to smoke.”
— Jamie Dimon
$94,575

“Bitcoin has no real value.”
— Jim Cramer
$20,175

“Bitcoin plays into a fantasy of self-sufficient individualism, of protecting your family with your personal AR-15, treating your Covid with an anti-parasite drug or urine and managing your financial affairs with privately created money, untainted by institutions like governments or banks.”
— Paul Krugman
$38,483

“Bitcoin is dead as predicted - Don't get stucked in”
— Kevin George
$20,800

“I personally think that bitcoin is worthless.”
— Jamie Dimon
$57,490

“With Bitcoin, there's no thing that backs it up. It's just belief.”
— Elizabeth Warren
$28,188

“Bitcoin is a public, decentralized ponzi scheme”
— Jamie Dimon
$61,322

“Bitcoin is “fool’s gold and anybody buying it is ultimately a fool”
— Peter Schiff
$65,992

“In my life, I try and avoid things that are stupid and evil and make me look bad in comparison to somebody else – and bitcoin does all three”
— Charlie Munger
$37,649

“Reserve assets must be secure, liquid and transparent. Bitcoin is none of these things.”
— Dr Joachim Nagel
$101,413

“Bitcoin is a highly speculative asset, not a currency. Unreliability, lack of stability, and susceptibility to fraud will continue to plague this cryptocurrency. Don't be tricked, buying Bitcoin is a fool's game.”
— Steve Hanke
$27,271

“Bitcoin is a highly speculative asset, not a currency. Unreliability, lack of stability, and susceptibility to fraud will continue to plague this cryptocurrency. Don't be tricked, buying Bitcoin is a fool's game.”
— Steve Hanke
$27,271

“Bitcoin has no intrinsic value but I applaud your ability to want to buy or sell it, just like I think you have the right to smoke.”
— Jamie Dimon
$94,575

“Bitcoin has no real value.”
— Jim Cramer
$20,175

“Bitcoin plays into a fantasy of self-sufficient individualism, of protecting your family with your personal AR-15, treating your Covid with an anti-parasite drug or urine and managing your financial affairs with privately created money, untainted by institutions like governments or banks.”
— Paul Krugman
$38,483

“Bitcoin is dead as predicted - Don't get stucked in”
— Kevin George
$20,800

“I personally think that bitcoin is worthless.”
— Jamie Dimon
$57,490

“With Bitcoin, there's no thing that backs it up. It's just belief.”
— Elizabeth Warren
$28,188
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