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“Bitcoin is nothing.”
— Andy Kessler
$33,120at the time
“Bitcoin is bovine excrement.”
— Nicholas Weaver
$3,970at the time
“This is worse than tulip mania. At least then in the end you got a tulip. Now you get nothing.”
— Nout Wellink
$1,151at the time
“Getting poorer with Bitcoin”
— Dave Harper
$5,673at the time
“I regard the bitcoin craze as totally asinine.”
— Charlie Munger
$9,875at the time
“Bitcoin isn’t just speculation, it is also a statement of identity.”
— Josh Williams
$35,671at the time
“get out if you don't wanna loose all your money”
— Jordan Belfort
$6,177at the time
“”
— Jamie Dimon
$17,673at the time
“Bitcoin’s fabulous rise ... will eventually end in tears”
— Richard Harris
$4,161at the time
“Bitcoin is a detector of imbeciles. But it’s not a currency, not a store of value, and not a medium of exchange.”
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
$30,838at the time
“Bitcoin can collapse completely.”
— Agustín Carstens
$34,261at the time
“Bitcoin is a fraud.”
— Jordan Belfort
$4,161at the time
“Bitcoin is nothing.”
— Andy Kessler
$33,120at the time
“Bitcoin is bovine excrement.”
— Nicholas Weaver
$3,970at the time
“This is worse than tulip mania. At least then in the end you got a tulip. Now you get nothing.”
— Nout Wellink
$1,151at the time
“Getting poorer with Bitcoin”
— Dave Harper
$5,673at the time
“I regard the bitcoin craze as totally asinine.”
— Charlie Munger
$9,875at the time
“Bitcoin isn’t just speculation, it is also a statement of identity.”
— Josh Williams
$35,671at the time
“get out if you don't wanna loose all your money”
— Jordan Belfort
$6,177at the time
“”
— Jamie Dimon
$17,673at the time
“Bitcoin’s fabulous rise ... will eventually end in tears”
— Richard Harris
$4,161at the time
“Bitcoin is a detector of imbeciles. But it’s not a currency, not a store of value, and not a medium of exchange.”
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
$30,838at the time
“Bitcoin can collapse completely.”
— Agustín Carstens
$34,261at the time
“Bitcoin is a fraud.”
— Jordan Belfort
$4,161at the time
“Bitcoin is nothing.”
— Andy Kessler
$33,120at the time
“Bitcoin is bovine excrement.”
— Nicholas Weaver
$3,970at the time
“This is worse than tulip mania. At least then in the end you got a tulip. Now you get nothing.”
— Nout Wellink
$1,151at the time
“Getting poorer with Bitcoin”
— Dave Harper
$5,673at the time
“I regard the bitcoin craze as totally asinine.”
— Charlie Munger
$9,875at the time
“Bitcoin isn’t just speculation, it is also a statement of identity.”
— Josh Williams
$35,671at the time
“get out if you don't wanna loose all your money”
— Jordan Belfort
$6,177at the time
“”
— Jamie Dimon
$17,673at the time
“Bitcoin’s fabulous rise ... will eventually end in tears”
— Richard Harris
$4,161at the time
“Bitcoin is a detector of imbeciles. But it’s not a currency, not a store of value, and not a medium of exchange.”
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
$30,838at the time
“Bitcoin can collapse completely.”
— Agustín Carstens
$34,261at the time
“Bitcoin is a fraud.”
— Jordan Belfort
$4,161at the time
“Bitcoin is nothing.”
— Andy Kessler
$33,120at the time
“Bitcoin is bovine excrement.”
— Nicholas Weaver
$3,970at the time
“This is worse than tulip mania. At least then in the end you got a tulip. Now you get nothing.”
— Nout Wellink
$1,151at the time
“Getting poorer with Bitcoin”
— Dave Harper
$5,673at the time
“I regard the bitcoin craze as totally asinine.”
— Charlie Munger
$9,875at the time
“Bitcoin isn’t just speculation, it is also a statement of identity.”
— Josh Williams
$35,671at the time
“get out if you don't wanna loose all your money”
— Jordan Belfort
$6,177at the time
“”
— Jamie Dimon
$17,673at the time
“Bitcoin’s fabulous rise ... will eventually end in tears”
— Richard Harris
$4,161at the time
“Bitcoin is a detector of imbeciles. But it’s not a currency, not a store of value, and not a medium of exchange.”
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
$30,838at the time
“Bitcoin can collapse completely.”
— Agustín Carstens
$34,261at the time
“Bitcoin is a fraud.”
— Jordan Belfort
$4,161at the time
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