
Alex Brummer
Financial Editor

No bad takes on record β yet. We're keeping score.

βBitcoin is bovine excrement.β
β Nicholas Weaver
$3,970at the time

βBitcoin is a fad, just like bimetallism before it...β
β Robert Shiller
$5,731at the time

βBitcoin Is The Next Tumblrβ
β Lawrence Meyers
$48,766at the time

βBitcoin is a highly speculative asset, not a currency. Unreliability, lack of stability, and susceptibility to fraud will continue to plague this cryptocurrency. Don't be tricked, buying Bitcoin is a fool's game.β
β Steve Hanke
$27,271at the time

βBitcoin is a pure Ponzi. Its a pyramid.β
β Peter Schiff
$26,838at the time

βget out if you don't wanna loose all your moneyβ
β Jordan Belfort
$6,177at the time

βI get a kick out of #Bitcoin fanatics who accuse me of secretly owning Bitcoin, but refusing to publicly wear the ribbon. They are just so drunk on the Kool-Aid that they can't accept that I legitimately disagree with their perspective. I just don't see the emperor's new clothes.β
β Peter Schiff
$60,800at the time

β#Bitcoin is the #BeanieBabies of the modern era. Good luck!β
β James Woods
$15,379at the time

βI think the promise of decentralized finance using blockchain technologies is a real one, but Bitcoin itself may not last much longer.β
β Eswar Prasad
$46,180at the time

βCrypto-assets such as Bitcoin are digital tulips.β
β Dr Joachim Nagel
$101,413at the time

βMr. Bitcoin is about to go down big.β
β Jim Cramer
$26,872at the time

βI said honestly, I know very little about it, and Iβm totally confused.β
β Jack Ma
$11,250at the time

βBitcoin is bovine excrement.β
β Nicholas Weaver
$3,970at the time

βBitcoin is a fad, just like bimetallism before it...β
β Robert Shiller
$5,731at the time

βBitcoin Is The Next Tumblrβ
β Lawrence Meyers
$48,766at the time

βBitcoin is a highly speculative asset, not a currency. Unreliability, lack of stability, and susceptibility to fraud will continue to plague this cryptocurrency. Don't be tricked, buying Bitcoin is a fool's game.β
β Steve Hanke
$27,271at the time

βBitcoin is a pure Ponzi. Its a pyramid.β
β Peter Schiff
$26,838at the time

βget out if you don't wanna loose all your moneyβ
β Jordan Belfort
$6,177at the time

βI get a kick out of #Bitcoin fanatics who accuse me of secretly owning Bitcoin, but refusing to publicly wear the ribbon. They are just so drunk on the Kool-Aid that they can't accept that I legitimately disagree with their perspective. I just don't see the emperor's new clothes.β
β Peter Schiff
$60,800at the time

β#Bitcoin is the #BeanieBabies of the modern era. Good luck!β
β James Woods
$15,379at the time

βI think the promise of decentralized finance using blockchain technologies is a real one, but Bitcoin itself may not last much longer.β
β Eswar Prasad
$46,180at the time

βCrypto-assets such as Bitcoin are digital tulips.β
β Dr Joachim Nagel
$101,413at the time

βMr. Bitcoin is about to go down big.β
β Jim Cramer
$26,872at the time

βI said honestly, I know very little about it, and Iβm totally confused.β
β Jack Ma
$11,250at the time

βBitcoin is bovine excrement.β
β Nicholas Weaver
$3,970at the time

βBitcoin is a fad, just like bimetallism before it...β
β Robert Shiller
$5,731at the time

βBitcoin Is The Next Tumblrβ
β Lawrence Meyers
$48,766at the time

βBitcoin is a highly speculative asset, not a currency. Unreliability, lack of stability, and susceptibility to fraud will continue to plague this cryptocurrency. Don't be tricked, buying Bitcoin is a fool's game.β
β Steve Hanke
$27,271at the time

βBitcoin is a pure Ponzi. Its a pyramid.β
β Peter Schiff
$26,838at the time

βget out if you don't wanna loose all your moneyβ
β Jordan Belfort
$6,177at the time

βI get a kick out of #Bitcoin fanatics who accuse me of secretly owning Bitcoin, but refusing to publicly wear the ribbon. They are just so drunk on the Kool-Aid that they can't accept that I legitimately disagree with their perspective. I just don't see the emperor's new clothes.β
β Peter Schiff
$60,800at the time

β#Bitcoin is the #BeanieBabies of the modern era. Good luck!β
β James Woods
$15,379at the time

βI think the promise of decentralized finance using blockchain technologies is a real one, but Bitcoin itself may not last much longer.β
β Eswar Prasad
$46,180at the time

βCrypto-assets such as Bitcoin are digital tulips.β
β Dr Joachim Nagel
$101,413at the time

βMr. Bitcoin is about to go down big.β
β Jim Cramer
$26,872at the time

βI said honestly, I know very little about it, and Iβm totally confused.β
β Jack Ma
$11,250at the time

βBitcoin is bovine excrement.β
β Nicholas Weaver
$3,970at the time

βBitcoin is a fad, just like bimetallism before it...β
β Robert Shiller
$5,731at the time

βBitcoin Is The Next Tumblrβ
β Lawrence Meyers
$48,766at the time

βBitcoin is a highly speculative asset, not a currency. Unreliability, lack of stability, and susceptibility to fraud will continue to plague this cryptocurrency. Don't be tricked, buying Bitcoin is a fool's game.β
β Steve Hanke
$27,271at the time

βBitcoin is a pure Ponzi. Its a pyramid.β
β Peter Schiff
$26,838at the time

βget out if you don't wanna loose all your moneyβ
β Jordan Belfort
$6,177at the time

βI get a kick out of #Bitcoin fanatics who accuse me of secretly owning Bitcoin, but refusing to publicly wear the ribbon. They are just so drunk on the Kool-Aid that they can't accept that I legitimately disagree with their perspective. I just don't see the emperor's new clothes.β
β Peter Schiff
$60,800at the time

β#Bitcoin is the #BeanieBabies of the modern era. Good luck!β
β James Woods
$15,379at the time

βI think the promise of decentralized finance using blockchain technologies is a real one, but Bitcoin itself may not last much longer.β
β Eswar Prasad
$46,180at the time

βCrypto-assets such as Bitcoin are digital tulips.β
β Dr Joachim Nagel
$101,413at the time

βMr. Bitcoin is about to go down big.β
β Jim Cramer
$26,872at the time

βI said honestly, I know very little about it, and Iβm totally confused.β
β Jack Ma
$11,250at the time
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