Keith Parkins
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The Greatest Misses
They Weren't the Only Ones Wrong
“get out if you don't wanna loose all your money”
— Jordan Belfort
$6,177
“Bitcoin has no unique value at all. It doesn't produce anything. You can stare at it all day and no little Bitcoins come out or anything like that. It's a delusion, basically.”
— Warren Buffett
$3,826
“I am not a fan of Bitcoin and other Cryptocurrencies, which are not money, and whose value is highly volatile and based on thin air.”
— Donald Trump
$11,350
“If we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why don’t we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?”
— Lesetja Kganyago
$105,559
“Bitcoin is a fraud.”
— Jordan Belfort
$4,161
“Bitcoin is a bubble, a Ponzi scheme and an environmental disaster.”
— Agustín Carstens
$8,093
“Bitcoin Is an Implausible Currency”
— Megan McArdle
$15,189
“All we know is Bitcoin is not an efficient means of payment. Don’t bank on it.”
— Taavet Hinrikus
$118,347
“There will be a stampede for the exit, the price of bitcoin will drop to its intrinsic value – zero – and the system will collapse. The only question is when.”
— Kevin Dowd
$3,512
“So it turns out that Bitcoin is just another bubble asset that blows up when the Fed gets serious about hiking interest rates. Zero store of value function. Zero diversification benefit. Zero yield. Sayonara Bitcoin...”
— Robin Brooks
$24,760
“Bitcoin is a highly speculative asset, not a currency. Unreliability, lack of stability, and susceptibility to fraud will continue to plague this cryptocurrency. Don't be tricked, buying Bitcoin is a fool's game.”
— Steve Hanke
$27,271
“With Bitcoin, there's no thing that backs it up. It's just belief.”
— Elizabeth Warren
$28,188
“get out if you don't wanna loose all your money”
— Jordan Belfort
$6,177
“Bitcoin has no unique value at all. It doesn't produce anything. You can stare at it all day and no little Bitcoins come out or anything like that. It's a delusion, basically.”
— Warren Buffett
$3,826
“I am not a fan of Bitcoin and other Cryptocurrencies, which are not money, and whose value is highly volatile and based on thin air.”
— Donald Trump
$11,350
“If we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why don’t we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?”
— Lesetja Kganyago
$105,559
“Bitcoin is a fraud.”
— Jordan Belfort
$4,161
“Bitcoin is a bubble, a Ponzi scheme and an environmental disaster.”
— Agustín Carstens
$8,093
“Bitcoin Is an Implausible Currency”
— Megan McArdle
$15,189
“All we know is Bitcoin is not an efficient means of payment. Don’t bank on it.”
— Taavet Hinrikus
$118,347
“There will be a stampede for the exit, the price of bitcoin will drop to its intrinsic value – zero – and the system will collapse. The only question is when.”
— Kevin Dowd
$3,512
“So it turns out that Bitcoin is just another bubble asset that blows up when the Fed gets serious about hiking interest rates. Zero store of value function. Zero diversification benefit. Zero yield. Sayonara Bitcoin...”
— Robin Brooks
$24,760
“Bitcoin is a highly speculative asset, not a currency. Unreliability, lack of stability, and susceptibility to fraud will continue to plague this cryptocurrency. Don't be tricked, buying Bitcoin is a fool's game.”
— Steve Hanke
$27,271
“With Bitcoin, there's no thing that backs it up. It's just belief.”
— Elizabeth Warren
$28,188
“get out if you don't wanna loose all your money”
— Jordan Belfort
$6,177
“Bitcoin has no unique value at all. It doesn't produce anything. You can stare at it all day and no little Bitcoins come out or anything like that. It's a delusion, basically.”
— Warren Buffett
$3,826
“I am not a fan of Bitcoin and other Cryptocurrencies, which are not money, and whose value is highly volatile and based on thin air.”
— Donald Trump
$11,350
“If we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why don’t we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?”
— Lesetja Kganyago
$105,559
“Bitcoin is a fraud.”
— Jordan Belfort
$4,161
“Bitcoin is a bubble, a Ponzi scheme and an environmental disaster.”
— Agustín Carstens
$8,093
“Bitcoin Is an Implausible Currency”
— Megan McArdle
$15,189
“All we know is Bitcoin is not an efficient means of payment. Don’t bank on it.”
— Taavet Hinrikus
$118,347
“There will be a stampede for the exit, the price of bitcoin will drop to its intrinsic value – zero – and the system will collapse. The only question is when.”
— Kevin Dowd
$3,512
“So it turns out that Bitcoin is just another bubble asset that blows up when the Fed gets serious about hiking interest rates. Zero store of value function. Zero diversification benefit. Zero yield. Sayonara Bitcoin...”
— Robin Brooks
$24,760
“Bitcoin is a highly speculative asset, not a currency. Unreliability, lack of stability, and susceptibility to fraud will continue to plague this cryptocurrency. Don't be tricked, buying Bitcoin is a fool's game.”
— Steve Hanke
$27,271
“With Bitcoin, there's no thing that backs it up. It's just belief.”
— Elizabeth Warren
$28,188
“get out if you don't wanna loose all your money”
— Jordan Belfort
$6,177
“Bitcoin has no unique value at all. It doesn't produce anything. You can stare at it all day and no little Bitcoins come out or anything like that. It's a delusion, basically.”
— Warren Buffett
$3,826
“I am not a fan of Bitcoin and other Cryptocurrencies, which are not money, and whose value is highly volatile and based on thin air.”
— Donald Trump
$11,350
“If we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why don’t we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?”
— Lesetja Kganyago
$105,559
“Bitcoin is a fraud.”
— Jordan Belfort
$4,161
“Bitcoin is a bubble, a Ponzi scheme and an environmental disaster.”
— Agustín Carstens
$8,093
“Bitcoin Is an Implausible Currency”
— Megan McArdle
$15,189
“All we know is Bitcoin is not an efficient means of payment. Don’t bank on it.”
— Taavet Hinrikus
$118,347
“There will be a stampede for the exit, the price of bitcoin will drop to its intrinsic value – zero – and the system will collapse. The only question is when.”
— Kevin Dowd
$3,512
“So it turns out that Bitcoin is just another bubble asset that blows up when the Fed gets serious about hiking interest rates. Zero store of value function. Zero diversification benefit. Zero yield. Sayonara Bitcoin...”
— Robin Brooks
$24,760
“Bitcoin is a highly speculative asset, not a currency. Unreliability, lack of stability, and susceptibility to fraud will continue to plague this cryptocurrency. Don't be tricked, buying Bitcoin is a fool's game.”
— Steve Hanke
$27,271
“With Bitcoin, there's no thing that backs it up. It's just belief.”
— Elizabeth Warren
$28,188
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