2 wrong calls across 1 years of denial. 2 framed for posterity. No signs of stopping.
The Greatest Misses
“The Bitcoin Skeptic: BTC Value Will Crash 99% for the Same Reason Tumblr’s Just Did”
$48,357·
They Weren't the Only Ones Wrong
“There is no real demand for bitcoin.”
— Peter Schiff
$26,838
“Bitcoin is a scam that will only end in tears.”
— Alex Brummer
$47,740
“It’s worse than tulip bulbs. It won’t end well. Someone is going to get killed,”
— Jamie Dimon
$4,207
“It’s got a magic to it and people have attached magic to lots of things.”
— Warren Buffett
$37,649
“This is a speculative frenzy. Right now, this is a bubble. It's a cult. When you're in it, obviously you need more people to believe in it, because the price can only go up if other people buy in. In that sense it's a natural Ponzi scheme – a lot of it is just plain greed.”
— Peter Schiff
$4,350
“Bitcoin is noxious poison”
— Charlie Munger
$9,875
“Bitcoin is a fad, just like bimetallism before it...”
— Robert Shiller
$5,731
“Bitcoin is obsolete. Interesting idea and concept. Impractical for any real utility.”
— Bill Blain
$29,161
“First, blockchain is not a bubble, but Bitcoin is a bubble.”
— Jack Ma
$6,248
“Just replace the word Bitcoin with Beanie Babies. Should the Fed buy Beanie Babies because they were a fad for a while?”
— Neel Kashkari
$67,824
“So it turns out that Bitcoin is just another bubble asset that blows up when the Fed gets serious about hiking interest rates. Zero store of value function. Zero diversification benefit. Zero yield. Sayonara Bitcoin...”
— Robin Brooks
$24,760
“Remember, Bitcoin is a meme coin.”
— Peter Schiff
$102,052
“There is no real demand for bitcoin.”
— Peter Schiff
$26,838
“Bitcoin is a scam that will only end in tears.”
— Alex Brummer
$47,740
“It’s worse than tulip bulbs. It won’t end well. Someone is going to get killed,”
— Jamie Dimon
$4,207
“It’s got a magic to it and people have attached magic to lots of things.”
— Warren Buffett
$37,649
“This is a speculative frenzy. Right now, this is a bubble. It's a cult. When you're in it, obviously you need more people to believe in it, because the price can only go up if other people buy in. In that sense it's a natural Ponzi scheme – a lot of it is just plain greed.”
— Peter Schiff
$4,350
“Bitcoin is noxious poison”
— Charlie Munger
$9,875
“Bitcoin is a fad, just like bimetallism before it...”
— Robert Shiller
$5,731
“Bitcoin is obsolete. Interesting idea and concept. Impractical for any real utility.”
— Bill Blain
$29,161
“First, blockchain is not a bubble, but Bitcoin is a bubble.”
— Jack Ma
$6,248
“Just replace the word Bitcoin with Beanie Babies. Should the Fed buy Beanie Babies because they were a fad for a while?”
— Neel Kashkari
$67,824
“So it turns out that Bitcoin is just another bubble asset that blows up when the Fed gets serious about hiking interest rates. Zero store of value function. Zero diversification benefit. Zero yield. Sayonara Bitcoin...”
— Robin Brooks
$24,760
“Remember, Bitcoin is a meme coin.”
— Peter Schiff
$102,052
“There is no real demand for bitcoin.”
— Peter Schiff
$26,838
“Bitcoin is a scam that will only end in tears.”
— Alex Brummer
$47,740
“It’s worse than tulip bulbs. It won’t end well. Someone is going to get killed,”
— Jamie Dimon
$4,207
“It’s got a magic to it and people have attached magic to lots of things.”
— Warren Buffett
$37,649
“This is a speculative frenzy. Right now, this is a bubble. It's a cult. When you're in it, obviously you need more people to believe in it, because the price can only go up if other people buy in. In that sense it's a natural Ponzi scheme – a lot of it is just plain greed.”
— Peter Schiff
$4,350
“Bitcoin is noxious poison”
— Charlie Munger
$9,875
“Bitcoin is a fad, just like bimetallism before it...”
— Robert Shiller
$5,731
“Bitcoin is obsolete. Interesting idea and concept. Impractical for any real utility.”
— Bill Blain
$29,161
“First, blockchain is not a bubble, but Bitcoin is a bubble.”
— Jack Ma
$6,248
“Just replace the word Bitcoin with Beanie Babies. Should the Fed buy Beanie Babies because they were a fad for a while?”
— Neel Kashkari
$67,824
“So it turns out that Bitcoin is just another bubble asset that blows up when the Fed gets serious about hiking interest rates. Zero store of value function. Zero diversification benefit. Zero yield. Sayonara Bitcoin...”
— Robin Brooks
$24,760
“Remember, Bitcoin is a meme coin.”
— Peter Schiff
$102,052
“There is no real demand for bitcoin.”
— Peter Schiff
$26,838
“Bitcoin is a scam that will only end in tears.”
— Alex Brummer
$47,740
“It’s worse than tulip bulbs. It won’t end well. Someone is going to get killed,”
— Jamie Dimon
$4,207
“It’s got a magic to it and people have attached magic to lots of things.”
— Warren Buffett
$37,649
“This is a speculative frenzy. Right now, this is a bubble. It's a cult. When you're in it, obviously you need more people to believe in it, because the price can only go up if other people buy in. In that sense it's a natural Ponzi scheme – a lot of it is just plain greed.”
— Peter Schiff
$4,350
“Bitcoin is noxious poison”
— Charlie Munger
$9,875
“Bitcoin is a fad, just like bimetallism before it...”
— Robert Shiller
$5,731
“Bitcoin is obsolete. Interesting idea and concept. Impractical for any real utility.”
— Bill Blain
$29,161
“First, blockchain is not a bubble, but Bitcoin is a bubble.”
— Jack Ma
$6,248
“Just replace the word Bitcoin with Beanie Babies. Should the Fed buy Beanie Babies because they were a fad for a while?”
— Neel Kashkari
$67,824
“So it turns out that Bitcoin is just another bubble asset that blows up when the Fed gets serious about hiking interest rates. Zero store of value function. Zero diversification benefit. Zero yield. Sayonara Bitcoin...”
— Robin Brooks
$24,760
“Remember, Bitcoin is a meme coin.”
— Peter Schiff
$102,052
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