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The Greatest Misses

They Weren't the Only Ones Wrong

βSometime I call it crypto crapo, sometime I call it cryp sh*t. It's just ridiculous than anybody would buy it.β
β Charlie Munger
$24,331

βRemember, Bitcoin is a meme coin.β
β Peter Schiff
$102,052

βJust replace the word Bitcoin with Beanie Babies. Should the Fed buy Beanie Babies because they were a fad for a while?β
β Neel Kashkari
$67,824

βIf we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why donβt we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?β
β Lesetja Kganyago
$105,559

βIf we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why donβt we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?β
β Lesetja Kganyago
$105,559

ββ
β Kevin Dowd
$47,070

βA survey by the @bankofcanada shows that #Canadians with low financial literacy are twice as likely to buy #Bitcoin. This proves the old adage that there is a sucker born every minute.β
β Steve Hanke
$10,674

β#Bitcoin won't be around a decade from now.β
β Peter Schiff
$40,094

βMeanwhile bitcoin and the like will quickly fade into financial history, just as tulipmania did, serving solely to remind future generations of the folly of gambling on illusions of value.β
β Bert Ely
$14,691

βAsking why I think bitcoin won't work is like asking why the sky isn't red.β
β Avery Pennarun
$4

βSo it turns out that Bitcoin is just another bubble asset that blows up when the Fed gets serious about hiking interest rates. Zero store of value function. Zero diversification benefit. Zero yield. Sayonara Bitcoin...β
β Robin Brooks
$24,760

ββ
β Jordan Belfort
$6,177

βSometime I call it crypto crapo, sometime I call it cryp sh*t. It's just ridiculous than anybody would buy it.β
β Charlie Munger
$24,331

βRemember, Bitcoin is a meme coin.β
β Peter Schiff
$102,052

βJust replace the word Bitcoin with Beanie Babies. Should the Fed buy Beanie Babies because they were a fad for a while?β
β Neel Kashkari
$67,824

βIf we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why donβt we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?β
β Lesetja Kganyago
$105,559

βIf we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why donβt we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?β
β Lesetja Kganyago
$105,559

ββ
β Kevin Dowd
$47,070

βA survey by the @bankofcanada shows that #Canadians with low financial literacy are twice as likely to buy #Bitcoin. This proves the old adage that there is a sucker born every minute.β
β Steve Hanke
$10,674

β#Bitcoin won't be around a decade from now.β
β Peter Schiff
$40,094

βMeanwhile bitcoin and the like will quickly fade into financial history, just as tulipmania did, serving solely to remind future generations of the folly of gambling on illusions of value.β
β Bert Ely
$14,691

βAsking why I think bitcoin won't work is like asking why the sky isn't red.β
β Avery Pennarun
$4

βSo it turns out that Bitcoin is just another bubble asset that blows up when the Fed gets serious about hiking interest rates. Zero store of value function. Zero diversification benefit. Zero yield. Sayonara Bitcoin...β
β Robin Brooks
$24,760

ββ
β Jordan Belfort
$6,177

βSometime I call it crypto crapo, sometime I call it cryp sh*t. It's just ridiculous than anybody would buy it.β
β Charlie Munger
$24,331

βRemember, Bitcoin is a meme coin.β
β Peter Schiff
$102,052

βJust replace the word Bitcoin with Beanie Babies. Should the Fed buy Beanie Babies because they were a fad for a while?β
β Neel Kashkari
$67,824

βIf we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why donβt we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?β
β Lesetja Kganyago
$105,559

βIf we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why donβt we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?β
β Lesetja Kganyago
$105,559

ββ
β Kevin Dowd
$47,070

βA survey by the @bankofcanada shows that #Canadians with low financial literacy are twice as likely to buy #Bitcoin. This proves the old adage that there is a sucker born every minute.β
β Steve Hanke
$10,674

β#Bitcoin won't be around a decade from now.β
β Peter Schiff
$40,094

βMeanwhile bitcoin and the like will quickly fade into financial history, just as tulipmania did, serving solely to remind future generations of the folly of gambling on illusions of value.β
β Bert Ely
$14,691

βAsking why I think bitcoin won't work is like asking why the sky isn't red.β
β Avery Pennarun
$4

βSo it turns out that Bitcoin is just another bubble asset that blows up when the Fed gets serious about hiking interest rates. Zero store of value function. Zero diversification benefit. Zero yield. Sayonara Bitcoin...β
β Robin Brooks
$24,760

ββ
β Jordan Belfort
$6,177

βSometime I call it crypto crapo, sometime I call it cryp sh*t. It's just ridiculous than anybody would buy it.β
β Charlie Munger
$24,331

βRemember, Bitcoin is a meme coin.β
β Peter Schiff
$102,052

βJust replace the word Bitcoin with Beanie Babies. Should the Fed buy Beanie Babies because they were a fad for a while?β
β Neel Kashkari
$67,824

βIf we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why donβt we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?β
β Lesetja Kganyago
$105,559

βIf we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why donβt we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?β
β Lesetja Kganyago
$105,559

ββ
β Kevin Dowd
$47,070

βA survey by the @bankofcanada shows that #Canadians with low financial literacy are twice as likely to buy #Bitcoin. This proves the old adage that there is a sucker born every minute.β
β Steve Hanke
$10,674

β#Bitcoin won't be around a decade from now.β
β Peter Schiff
$40,094

βMeanwhile bitcoin and the like will quickly fade into financial history, just as tulipmania did, serving solely to remind future generations of the folly of gambling on illusions of value.β
β Bert Ely
$14,691

βAsking why I think bitcoin won't work is like asking why the sky isn't red.β
β Avery Pennarun
$4

βSo it turns out that Bitcoin is just another bubble asset that blows up when the Fed gets serious about hiking interest rates. Zero store of value function. Zero diversification benefit. Zero yield. Sayonara Bitcoin...β
β Robin Brooks
$24,760

ββ
β Jordan Belfort
$6,177
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