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“Bitcoin is still doomed.”
— Timothy Lavin
$573at the time

“You really have to stretch your imagination to infer what the intrinsic value of Bitcoin is. I haven't been able to do it. But if you ask me, 'Is this a bubble in Bitcoin?' 'Yeah, it's a bubble.'”
— Alan Greenspan
$1,151at the time

“(...) Therefore Bitcoin must collapse.”
— Kevin Dowd
$338at the time

“One of the lures of bitcoin is the idea of taking power away from the people in power.”
— Avery Pennarun
$4at the time

“Bitcoin to Die - its unavoidable. The death of crypto and the blockchain.”
— Arduino Tronic
$226at the time

“Why bitcoin will fail”
— Avery Pennarun
$4at the time

“Bitcoin isn't cyberpunk fantasy and it isn't a Thomas Pynchon novel. It's dull. The thrill is gone. And that's why people are so mad.”
— Andrew Leonard
$626at the time

““Stay away from Bitcoin. It's a mirage.””
— Warren Buffett
$629at the time

“Bitcoin is (Nearly) Dead”
— Joe Carter
$662at the time

“Thank you so much for calling all this bitcoin nonsense exactly what it is — a scam.”
— John Q. Public
$624at the time

“Stay away from bitcoin — it’s complete garbage.”
— Brett Arends
$2,340at the time

“(...) Bitcoin is dead.”
— Rafi Farber
$61,322at the time

“Bitcoin is still doomed.”
— Timothy Lavin
$573at the time

“You really have to stretch your imagination to infer what the intrinsic value of Bitcoin is. I haven't been able to do it. But if you ask me, 'Is this a bubble in Bitcoin?' 'Yeah, it's a bubble.'”
— Alan Greenspan
$1,151at the time

“(...) Therefore Bitcoin must collapse.”
— Kevin Dowd
$338at the time

“One of the lures of bitcoin is the idea of taking power away from the people in power.”
— Avery Pennarun
$4at the time

“Bitcoin to Die - its unavoidable. The death of crypto and the blockchain.”
— Arduino Tronic
$226at the time

“Why bitcoin will fail”
— Avery Pennarun
$4at the time

“Bitcoin isn't cyberpunk fantasy and it isn't a Thomas Pynchon novel. It's dull. The thrill is gone. And that's why people are so mad.”
— Andrew Leonard
$626at the time

““Stay away from Bitcoin. It's a mirage.””
— Warren Buffett
$629at the time

“Bitcoin is (Nearly) Dead”
— Joe Carter
$662at the time

“Thank you so much for calling all this bitcoin nonsense exactly what it is — a scam.”
— John Q. Public
$624at the time

“Stay away from bitcoin — it’s complete garbage.”
— Brett Arends
$2,340at the time

“(...) Bitcoin is dead.”
— Rafi Farber
$61,322at the time

“Bitcoin is still doomed.”
— Timothy Lavin
$573at the time

“You really have to stretch your imagination to infer what the intrinsic value of Bitcoin is. I haven't been able to do it. But if you ask me, 'Is this a bubble in Bitcoin?' 'Yeah, it's a bubble.'”
— Alan Greenspan
$1,151at the time

“(...) Therefore Bitcoin must collapse.”
— Kevin Dowd
$338at the time

“One of the lures of bitcoin is the idea of taking power away from the people in power.”
— Avery Pennarun
$4at the time

“Bitcoin to Die - its unavoidable. The death of crypto and the blockchain.”
— Arduino Tronic
$226at the time

“Why bitcoin will fail”
— Avery Pennarun
$4at the time

“Bitcoin isn't cyberpunk fantasy and it isn't a Thomas Pynchon novel. It's dull. The thrill is gone. And that's why people are so mad.”
— Andrew Leonard
$626at the time

““Stay away from Bitcoin. It's a mirage.””
— Warren Buffett
$629at the time

“Bitcoin is (Nearly) Dead”
— Joe Carter
$662at the time

“Thank you so much for calling all this bitcoin nonsense exactly what it is — a scam.”
— John Q. Public
$624at the time

“Stay away from bitcoin — it’s complete garbage.”
— Brett Arends
$2,340at the time

“(...) Bitcoin is dead.”
— Rafi Farber
$61,322at the time

“Bitcoin is still doomed.”
— Timothy Lavin
$573at the time

“You really have to stretch your imagination to infer what the intrinsic value of Bitcoin is. I haven't been able to do it. But if you ask me, 'Is this a bubble in Bitcoin?' 'Yeah, it's a bubble.'”
— Alan Greenspan
$1,151at the time

“(...) Therefore Bitcoin must collapse.”
— Kevin Dowd
$338at the time

“One of the lures of bitcoin is the idea of taking power away from the people in power.”
— Avery Pennarun
$4at the time

“Bitcoin to Die - its unavoidable. The death of crypto and the blockchain.”
— Arduino Tronic
$226at the time

“Why bitcoin will fail”
— Avery Pennarun
$4at the time

“Bitcoin isn't cyberpunk fantasy and it isn't a Thomas Pynchon novel. It's dull. The thrill is gone. And that's why people are so mad.”
— Andrew Leonard
$626at the time

““Stay away from Bitcoin. It's a mirage.””
— Warren Buffett
$629at the time

“Bitcoin is (Nearly) Dead”
— Joe Carter
$662at the time

“Thank you so much for calling all this bitcoin nonsense exactly what it is — a scam.”
— John Q. Public
$624at the time

“Stay away from bitcoin — it’s complete garbage.”
— Brett Arends
$2,340at the time

“(...) Bitcoin is dead.”
— Rafi Farber
$61,322at the time
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