“Game Over, Bitcoin. Where Is The Next Human-Based Digital Currency?”
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“Crypto-assets such as Bitcoin are digital tulips.”
— Dr Joachim Nagel
$101,413
“Reserve assets must be secure, liquid and transparent. Bitcoin is none of these things.”
— Dr Joachim Nagel
$101,413
“Bitcoin is akin to a 'pet rock' because it 'does nothing”
— Jamie Dimon
$42,699
“If we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why don’t we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?”
— Lesetja Kganyago
$105,559
“I get a kick out of #Bitcoin fanatics who accuse me of secretly owning Bitcoin, but refusing to publicly wear the ribbon. They are just so drunk on the Kool-Aid that they can't accept that I legitimately disagree with their perspective. I just don't see the emperor's new clothes.”
— Peter Schiff
$60,800
“I think the promise of decentralized finance using blockchain technologies is a real one, but Bitcoin itself may not last much longer.”
— Eswar Prasad
$46,180
“I personally think that bitcoin is worthless.”
— Jamie Dimon
$57,490
“It’s a fraud and honestly I’m just shocked anyone can’t see it for what it is.”
— Jamie Dimon
$4,161
“Bitcoin is “fool’s gold and anybody buying it is ultimately a fool”
— Peter Schiff
$65,992
“it's the pursuit of the uneatable by the unspeakable”
— Charlie Munger
$9,819
“(...) Bitcoin could remain irrationally valuable for a long while yet.”
— Josh Williams
$35,671
“Thank you so much for calling all this bitcoin nonsense exactly what it is — a scam.”
— John Q. Public
$624
“Crypto-assets such as Bitcoin are digital tulips.”
— Dr Joachim Nagel
$101,413
“Reserve assets must be secure, liquid and transparent. Bitcoin is none of these things.”
— Dr Joachim Nagel
$101,413
“Bitcoin is akin to a 'pet rock' because it 'does nothing”
— Jamie Dimon
$42,699
“If we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why don’t we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?”
— Lesetja Kganyago
$105,559
“I get a kick out of #Bitcoin fanatics who accuse me of secretly owning Bitcoin, but refusing to publicly wear the ribbon. They are just so drunk on the Kool-Aid that they can't accept that I legitimately disagree with their perspective. I just don't see the emperor's new clothes.”
— Peter Schiff
$60,800
“I think the promise of decentralized finance using blockchain technologies is a real one, but Bitcoin itself may not last much longer.”
— Eswar Prasad
$46,180
“I personally think that bitcoin is worthless.”
— Jamie Dimon
$57,490
“It’s a fraud and honestly I’m just shocked anyone can’t see it for what it is.”
— Jamie Dimon
$4,161
“Bitcoin is “fool’s gold and anybody buying it is ultimately a fool”
— Peter Schiff
$65,992
“it's the pursuit of the uneatable by the unspeakable”
— Charlie Munger
$9,819
“(...) Bitcoin could remain irrationally valuable for a long while yet.”
— Josh Williams
$35,671
“Thank you so much for calling all this bitcoin nonsense exactly what it is — a scam.”
— John Q. Public
$624
“Crypto-assets such as Bitcoin are digital tulips.”
— Dr Joachim Nagel
$101,413
“Reserve assets must be secure, liquid and transparent. Bitcoin is none of these things.”
— Dr Joachim Nagel
$101,413
“Bitcoin is akin to a 'pet rock' because it 'does nothing”
— Jamie Dimon
$42,699
“If we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why don’t we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?”
— Lesetja Kganyago
$105,559
“I get a kick out of #Bitcoin fanatics who accuse me of secretly owning Bitcoin, but refusing to publicly wear the ribbon. They are just so drunk on the Kool-Aid that they can't accept that I legitimately disagree with their perspective. I just don't see the emperor's new clothes.”
— Peter Schiff
$60,800
“I think the promise of decentralized finance using blockchain technologies is a real one, but Bitcoin itself may not last much longer.”
— Eswar Prasad
$46,180
“I personally think that bitcoin is worthless.”
— Jamie Dimon
$57,490
“It’s a fraud and honestly I’m just shocked anyone can’t see it for what it is.”
— Jamie Dimon
$4,161
“Bitcoin is “fool’s gold and anybody buying it is ultimately a fool”
— Peter Schiff
$65,992
“it's the pursuit of the uneatable by the unspeakable”
— Charlie Munger
$9,819
“(...) Bitcoin could remain irrationally valuable for a long while yet.”
— Josh Williams
$35,671
“Thank you so much for calling all this bitcoin nonsense exactly what it is — a scam.”
— John Q. Public
$624
“Crypto-assets such as Bitcoin are digital tulips.”
— Dr Joachim Nagel
$101,413
“Reserve assets must be secure, liquid and transparent. Bitcoin is none of these things.”
— Dr Joachim Nagel
$101,413
“Bitcoin is akin to a 'pet rock' because it 'does nothing”
— Jamie Dimon
$42,699
“If we now say ok, bitcoins. What about platinum? What about coal? Why don’t we hold strategic beef reserves, or mutton reserves, or apple reserves? Why Bitcoin?”
— Lesetja Kganyago
$105,559
“I get a kick out of #Bitcoin fanatics who accuse me of secretly owning Bitcoin, but refusing to publicly wear the ribbon. They are just so drunk on the Kool-Aid that they can't accept that I legitimately disagree with their perspective. I just don't see the emperor's new clothes.”
— Peter Schiff
$60,800
“I think the promise of decentralized finance using blockchain technologies is a real one, but Bitcoin itself may not last much longer.”
— Eswar Prasad
$46,180
“I personally think that bitcoin is worthless.”
— Jamie Dimon
$57,490
“It’s a fraud and honestly I’m just shocked anyone can’t see it for what it is.”
— Jamie Dimon
$4,161
“Bitcoin is “fool’s gold and anybody buying it is ultimately a fool”
— Peter Schiff
$65,992
“it's the pursuit of the uneatable by the unspeakable”
— Charlie Munger
$9,819
“(...) Bitcoin could remain irrationally valuable for a long while yet.”
— Josh Williams
$35,671
“Thank you so much for calling all this bitcoin nonsense exactly what it is — a scam.”
— John Q. Public
$624
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