Timothy Lavin
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The Greatest Misses
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“So it turns out that Bitcoin is just another bubble asset that blows up when the Fed gets serious about hiking interest rates. Zero store of value function. Zero diversification benefit. Zero yield. Sayonara Bitcoin...”
— Robin Brooks
$24,760
“It’s worse than tulip bulbs … it will be the emperor with no clothes”
— Jamie Dimon
$4,207
“With Bitcoin, there's no thing that backs it up. It's just belief.”
— Elizabeth Warren
$28,188
“Bitcoin is dead as predicted - Don't get stucked in”
— Kevin George
$20,800
“A speculative thing. It's a speculative asset that seems to, just like behave, you know, like the high-priced real estate in Manhattan, for it attrack the stock market.”
— Nassim Taleb
$30,838
“Bitcoin is “fool’s gold and anybody buying it is ultimately a fool”
— Peter Schiff
$65,992
“Bitcoin is really a fascinating example of how human beings create value, and is not always rational... tt is not a rational currency in that case.”
— Alan Greenspan
$15,927
“Game Over, Bitcoin. Where Is The Next Human-Based Digital Currency?”
— Stanislas Jourdan
$127
“There can be little doubt that Bitcoin is madness.”
— Josh Williams
$35,671
“All we know is Bitcoin is not an efficient means of payment. Don’t bank on it.”
— Taavet Hinrikus
$118,347
“I am not a fan of Bitcoin and other Cryptocurrencies, which are not money, and whose value is highly volatile and based on thin air.”
— Donald Trump
$11,350
“Bitcoin is bovine excrement.”
— Nicholas Weaver
$3,970
“So it turns out that Bitcoin is just another bubble asset that blows up when the Fed gets serious about hiking interest rates. Zero store of value function. Zero diversification benefit. Zero yield. Sayonara Bitcoin...”
— Robin Brooks
$24,760
“It’s worse than tulip bulbs … it will be the emperor with no clothes”
— Jamie Dimon
$4,207
“With Bitcoin, there's no thing that backs it up. It's just belief.”
— Elizabeth Warren
$28,188
“Bitcoin is dead as predicted - Don't get stucked in”
— Kevin George
$20,800
“A speculative thing. It's a speculative asset that seems to, just like behave, you know, like the high-priced real estate in Manhattan, for it attrack the stock market.”
— Nassim Taleb
$30,838
“Bitcoin is “fool’s gold and anybody buying it is ultimately a fool”
— Peter Schiff
$65,992
“Bitcoin is really a fascinating example of how human beings create value, and is not always rational... tt is not a rational currency in that case.”
— Alan Greenspan
$15,927
“Game Over, Bitcoin. Where Is The Next Human-Based Digital Currency?”
— Stanislas Jourdan
$127
“There can be little doubt that Bitcoin is madness.”
— Josh Williams
$35,671
“All we know is Bitcoin is not an efficient means of payment. Don’t bank on it.”
— Taavet Hinrikus
$118,347
“I am not a fan of Bitcoin and other Cryptocurrencies, which are not money, and whose value is highly volatile and based on thin air.”
— Donald Trump
$11,350
“Bitcoin is bovine excrement.”
— Nicholas Weaver
$3,970
“So it turns out that Bitcoin is just another bubble asset that blows up when the Fed gets serious about hiking interest rates. Zero store of value function. Zero diversification benefit. Zero yield. Sayonara Bitcoin...”
— Robin Brooks
$24,760
“It’s worse than tulip bulbs … it will be the emperor with no clothes”
— Jamie Dimon
$4,207
“With Bitcoin, there's no thing that backs it up. It's just belief.”
— Elizabeth Warren
$28,188
“Bitcoin is dead as predicted - Don't get stucked in”
— Kevin George
$20,800
“A speculative thing. It's a speculative asset that seems to, just like behave, you know, like the high-priced real estate in Manhattan, for it attrack the stock market.”
— Nassim Taleb
$30,838
“Bitcoin is “fool’s gold and anybody buying it is ultimately a fool”
— Peter Schiff
$65,992
“Bitcoin is really a fascinating example of how human beings create value, and is not always rational... tt is not a rational currency in that case.”
— Alan Greenspan
$15,927
“Game Over, Bitcoin. Where Is The Next Human-Based Digital Currency?”
— Stanislas Jourdan
$127
“There can be little doubt that Bitcoin is madness.”
— Josh Williams
$35,671
“All we know is Bitcoin is not an efficient means of payment. Don’t bank on it.”
— Taavet Hinrikus
$118,347
“I am not a fan of Bitcoin and other Cryptocurrencies, which are not money, and whose value is highly volatile and based on thin air.”
— Donald Trump
$11,350
“Bitcoin is bovine excrement.”
— Nicholas Weaver
$3,970
“So it turns out that Bitcoin is just another bubble asset that blows up when the Fed gets serious about hiking interest rates. Zero store of value function. Zero diversification benefit. Zero yield. Sayonara Bitcoin...”
— Robin Brooks
$24,760
“It’s worse than tulip bulbs … it will be the emperor with no clothes”
— Jamie Dimon
$4,207
“With Bitcoin, there's no thing that backs it up. It's just belief.”
— Elizabeth Warren
$28,188
“Bitcoin is dead as predicted - Don't get stucked in”
— Kevin George
$20,800
“A speculative thing. It's a speculative asset that seems to, just like behave, you know, like the high-priced real estate in Manhattan, for it attrack the stock market.”
— Nassim Taleb
$30,838
“Bitcoin is “fool’s gold and anybody buying it is ultimately a fool”
— Peter Schiff
$65,992
“Bitcoin is really a fascinating example of how human beings create value, and is not always rational... tt is not a rational currency in that case.”
— Alan Greenspan
$15,927
“Game Over, Bitcoin. Where Is The Next Human-Based Digital Currency?”
— Stanislas Jourdan
$127
“There can be little doubt that Bitcoin is madness.”
— Josh Williams
$35,671
“All we know is Bitcoin is not an efficient means of payment. Don’t bank on it.”
— Taavet Hinrikus
$118,347
“I am not a fan of Bitcoin and other Cryptocurrencies, which are not money, and whose value is highly volatile and based on thin air.”
— Donald Trump
$11,350
“Bitcoin is bovine excrement.”
— Nicholas Weaver
$3,970
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