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“All we know is Bitcoin is not an efficient means of payment. Don’t bank on it.”
— Taavet Hinrikus
$118,347at the time

“This is worse than tulip mania. At least then in the end you got a tulip. Now you get nothing.”
— Nout Wellink
$1,151at the time

“I agree I would short it if there was an easy way to do it.”
— Bill Gates
$8,451at the time

“Bitcoin is worthless, artificial gold.”
— Charlie Munger
$9,624at the time

“#Bitcoin is an asset that is extremely volatile, susceptible to fraud, and highly uncertain. What could go wrong? Bitcoin is nothing more than a highly speculative asset with a fundamental value of ZERO.”
— Steve Hanke
$42,205at the time

“There will be a stampede for the exit, the price of bitcoin will drop to its intrinsic value – zero – and the system will collapse. The only question is when.”
— Kevin Dowd
$3,512at the time

“Bitcoin’s fabulous rise ... will eventually end in tears”
— Richard Harris
$4,161at the time

“Bitcoin is a highly speculative asset, not a currency. Unreliability, lack of stability, and susceptibility to fraud will continue to plague this cryptocurrency. Don't be tricked, buying Bitcoin is a fool's game.”
— Steve Hanke
$27,271at the time

“Mr. Bitcoin is about to go down big.”
— Jim Cramer
$26,872at the time

“Bitcoin is a fraud.”
— Jordan Belfort
$4,161at the time

“There is no real demand for bitcoin.”
— Peter Schiff
$26,838at the time

“it's the pursuit of the uneatable by the unspeakable”
— Charlie Munger
$9,819at the time

“All we know is Bitcoin is not an efficient means of payment. Don’t bank on it.”
— Taavet Hinrikus
$118,347at the time

“This is worse than tulip mania. At least then in the end you got a tulip. Now you get nothing.”
— Nout Wellink
$1,151at the time

“I agree I would short it if there was an easy way to do it.”
— Bill Gates
$8,451at the time

“Bitcoin is worthless, artificial gold.”
— Charlie Munger
$9,624at the time

“#Bitcoin is an asset that is extremely volatile, susceptible to fraud, and highly uncertain. What could go wrong? Bitcoin is nothing more than a highly speculative asset with a fundamental value of ZERO.”
— Steve Hanke
$42,205at the time

“There will be a stampede for the exit, the price of bitcoin will drop to its intrinsic value – zero – and the system will collapse. The only question is when.”
— Kevin Dowd
$3,512at the time

“Bitcoin’s fabulous rise ... will eventually end in tears”
— Richard Harris
$4,161at the time

“Bitcoin is a highly speculative asset, not a currency. Unreliability, lack of stability, and susceptibility to fraud will continue to plague this cryptocurrency. Don't be tricked, buying Bitcoin is a fool's game.”
— Steve Hanke
$27,271at the time

“Mr. Bitcoin is about to go down big.”
— Jim Cramer
$26,872at the time

“Bitcoin is a fraud.”
— Jordan Belfort
$4,161at the time

“There is no real demand for bitcoin.”
— Peter Schiff
$26,838at the time

“it's the pursuit of the uneatable by the unspeakable”
— Charlie Munger
$9,819at the time

“All we know is Bitcoin is not an efficient means of payment. Don’t bank on it.”
— Taavet Hinrikus
$118,347at the time

“This is worse than tulip mania. At least then in the end you got a tulip. Now you get nothing.”
— Nout Wellink
$1,151at the time

“I agree I would short it if there was an easy way to do it.”
— Bill Gates
$8,451at the time

“Bitcoin is worthless, artificial gold.”
— Charlie Munger
$9,624at the time

“#Bitcoin is an asset that is extremely volatile, susceptible to fraud, and highly uncertain. What could go wrong? Bitcoin is nothing more than a highly speculative asset with a fundamental value of ZERO.”
— Steve Hanke
$42,205at the time

“There will be a stampede for the exit, the price of bitcoin will drop to its intrinsic value – zero – and the system will collapse. The only question is when.”
— Kevin Dowd
$3,512at the time

“Bitcoin’s fabulous rise ... will eventually end in tears”
— Richard Harris
$4,161at the time

“Bitcoin is a highly speculative asset, not a currency. Unreliability, lack of stability, and susceptibility to fraud will continue to plague this cryptocurrency. Don't be tricked, buying Bitcoin is a fool's game.”
— Steve Hanke
$27,271at the time

“Mr. Bitcoin is about to go down big.”
— Jim Cramer
$26,872at the time

“Bitcoin is a fraud.”
— Jordan Belfort
$4,161at the time

“There is no real demand for bitcoin.”
— Peter Schiff
$26,838at the time

“it's the pursuit of the uneatable by the unspeakable”
— Charlie Munger
$9,819at the time

“All we know is Bitcoin is not an efficient means of payment. Don’t bank on it.”
— Taavet Hinrikus
$118,347at the time

“This is worse than tulip mania. At least then in the end you got a tulip. Now you get nothing.”
— Nout Wellink
$1,151at the time

“I agree I would short it if there was an easy way to do it.”
— Bill Gates
$8,451at the time

“Bitcoin is worthless, artificial gold.”
— Charlie Munger
$9,624at the time

“#Bitcoin is an asset that is extremely volatile, susceptible to fraud, and highly uncertain. What could go wrong? Bitcoin is nothing more than a highly speculative asset with a fundamental value of ZERO.”
— Steve Hanke
$42,205at the time

“There will be a stampede for the exit, the price of bitcoin will drop to its intrinsic value – zero – and the system will collapse. The only question is when.”
— Kevin Dowd
$3,512at the time

“Bitcoin’s fabulous rise ... will eventually end in tears”
— Richard Harris
$4,161at the time

“Bitcoin is a highly speculative asset, not a currency. Unreliability, lack of stability, and susceptibility to fraud will continue to plague this cryptocurrency. Don't be tricked, buying Bitcoin is a fool's game.”
— Steve Hanke
$27,271at the time

“Mr. Bitcoin is about to go down big.”
— Jim Cramer
$26,872at the time

“Bitcoin is a fraud.”
— Jordan Belfort
$4,161at the time

“There is no real demand for bitcoin.”
— Peter Schiff
$26,838at the time

“it's the pursuit of the uneatable by the unspeakable”
— Charlie Munger
$9,819at the time
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